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TIL that the founder of the Paneuropean Union, the oldest European unification movement, was the Austrian-Japanese politician, philosopher, and count Richard Nikolaus Eijiro. His wartime politics and adventures served as the real life basis for fictional Resistance hero Victor Laszlo.

by whatilearned May 12, 2022, 11:38 pm

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TIL that there was a blue man named Paul “Papa Smurf” Karason who had a rare skin condition that made his skin entirely blue from high red blood cell count which caused his skin not to release oxygen at normal levels

by whatilearned May 7, 2022, 2:16 am

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How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

by cringeyjokesman April 27, 2022, 2:45 am

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Jeff and Ted were at the bar, and Jeff asks him “What’s your body count?”

by cringeyjokesman April 16, 2022, 11:51 pm

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TIL that the Venus flytrap plant “count” the number of times a struggling insect touches their trigger hairs

by whatilearned April 14, 2022, 4:15 am

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I tried to teach my kid to count to ten but he just says “1, 3, 5, 7, 9”

by cringeyjokesman April 13, 2022, 12:07 am

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a Mexican Magican says he will disappear on the count of 3.

by cringeyjokesman April 5, 2022, 12:52 pm

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A Mexican magician vows to disappear on the count of three.

by cringeyjokesman March 25, 2022, 3:46 pm

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TIL that both the Department of Justice and the Library of Congress have tried to count the total number of Federal criminal laws in the United States. They were both unable to arrive at a definitive number.

by whatilearned March 8, 2022, 2:25 pm

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A Mexican magician says he’ll disappear on the count of 3.

by cringeyjokesman March 4, 2022, 6:31 pm

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Walter White’s kill count caused by his actions

by CopyPastaArchive February 28, 2022, 7:12 pm

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TIL in 1955 jazz musician Wardell Gray – who played with Count Basie and Benny Goodman – was scheduled to play the opening night of the Moulin Rouge Hotel in Vegas, the first integrated hotel-casino in the city. Gray never played and his body was found in the desert, with his death still a mystery.

by whatilearned February 26, 2022, 4:25 am

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