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For Valentine’s Day, my wife finally fulfilled a fantasy of mine when dressed up as a nurse.

by cringeyjokesman February 16, 2023, 12:07 am

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You are offered a deal where you receive $1000 each time you go a day without swearing, but you pay $500 for each day that you do. Are you taking the deal?

by QuestionGuy February 15, 2023, 6:09 pm

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It’s Valentine’s day! I proposed to my high school girlfriend and best friend ever!

by cringeyjokesman February 15, 2023, 6:54 am

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3000 Pennies a Day

by CopyPastaArchive February 15, 2023, 2:22 am

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Happy Valentine’s Day

by CopyPastaArchive February 14, 2023, 11:48 pm

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The Fascinating World of Aphrodisiacs – 16th century – Just in time for Valentine’s Day :)

by HistoryBuff February 14, 2023, 8:15 pm

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My Valentines Day so far has been going like a fairy tale.

by cringeyjokesman February 14, 2023, 6:13 pm

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a rich man and a poor man are thinking what to get for their wives on valentine’s day

by cringeyjokesman February 14, 2023, 6:07 pm

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TIL that the most powerful earthquake ever recorded caused a tsunami that traveled the whole length of the Pacific ocean, from Chile to Japan, in less than a day and was still strong enough at arrival that it caused casualties.

by whatilearned February 14, 2023, 6:04 pm

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One day a man sees a beautiful woman.

by cringeyjokesman February 14, 2023, 5:47 pm

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TIL the dark origins of Valentine’s Day involved drunken Roman men sacrificing dog and goats, and whipping women with the animals’ hides. Happy Valentines Day💘

by whatilearned February 14, 2023, 4:27 pm

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My wife told me she wanted a divorce for Valentine’s Day

by cringeyjokesman February 14, 2023, 2:30 pm

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