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TIL that in Old English “deer” described any animal. As language evolved, the meaning changed and narrowed until it started to describe only one type of animal. It’s a change unique to English and Scots, as “deer” (tier, djur, dyr, dier, etc.) still means animal in all other Germanic languages.

by whatilearned September 9, 2022, 5:11 pm

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What did the prostitute deer say when leaving the bar

by cringeyjokesman September 4, 2022, 9:58 pm

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Two deer walk out of a bar.

by cringeyjokesman August 30, 2022, 5:03 pm

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Living in LA, I thought I had seen it all. Then the other day, I saw a location for a Superman-themed restaurant chain, specializing in diet stromboli and other Italian food, run by an area Muslim deer hunter.

by cringeyjokesman August 27, 2022, 4:21 pm

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar

by cringeyjokesman August 22, 2022, 5:55 pm

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what do you call a deer with no eyes in sign language?

by cringeyjokesman August 4, 2022, 11:04 pm

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TIL in a cave near Nazareth, archeologists found a skeleton of a 13 year old boy with with deer horns that had been placed on his chest. The cave was dated to be around 92,000 years old.

by whatilearned July 28, 2022, 6:34 am

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I’m making deer nachos for dinner tonight because it’s the most American meal I could think of

by cringeyjokesman July 4, 2022, 11:18 pm

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What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?

by cringeyjokesman June 10, 2022, 10:38 pm

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Did you know 10% of female deer like Mario?

by cringeyjokesman May 22, 2022, 2:13 pm

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What did one deer say to the other when leaving the gay bar?

by cringeyjokesman May 8, 2022, 7:12 pm

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TIL that the US government may have created the prion disease Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD). It was first detected in a Fort Collins, Colorado research facility where deer were penned with scrapie-infected sheep in one experiment; the scientist behind the experiment believes it may have created CWD

by whatilearned May 4, 2022, 6:14 pm

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