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I’m so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can’t take it.

by CopyPastaArchive April 5, 2022, 11:17 pm

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I’m so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can’t take it

by CopyPastaArchive March 17, 2022, 8:47 pm

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I’m so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can’t take it.

by CopyPastaArchive March 17, 2022, 7:01 pm

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A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert

by cringeyjokesman February 12, 2022, 2:14 am

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TIL that Michael Jackson was so desperate to play Spider-Man that he held talks with Stan Lee, expressing his interest to buy Marvel.

by whatilearned February 2, 2022, 9:09 pm

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Will Allah (swt) forgive me for stepping on Quran? (Please guys don’t ignore my post, I’m desperate for help)

by CopyPastaArchive January 17, 2022, 9:24 pm

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TIL that in 1954, Warren Buffett tried to corner the market on Blue Eagle stamps. He bought almost 400,000 of them, expecting 2,500% gains from desperate collectors. The demand never materialized: he ended up selling his stamp stash at a loss in 1982. He never bought collectibles again after that.

by whatilearned November 11, 2021, 6:21 am

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have you ever been so desperate you prayed to a god you don’t believe in? what did you pray for?

by QuestionGuy October 21, 2021, 1:22 am

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TIL that in the middle of the Great Depression, a man placed an offer in an Ohio newspaper, saying: If you’re in trouble, write me. Many people sent him desperate letters, needing things like shoes, a coat, mercy, food, and to save their family from despair. And back came checks, under a pseudonym.

by whatilearned October 19, 2021, 1:25 pm

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TIL that YouTube started out as a dating site, with the slogan “Tune in, Hook up”. Desperate for users, the founders took out Craigslist ads offering women $20 to upload videos of themselves. No one did.

by whatilearned September 17, 2021, 1:18 pm

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TIL that during a siege of Paris in 1870 by German forces, no food could be brought into the city. Eventually, they got so desperate that they ended up eating all of their zoo animals. There’s even a Christmas day menu which includes wolf, cat, dog, horse, donkey, mice, and ostrich.

by whatilearned September 16, 2021, 5:36 pm

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A Fleeing Taliban, desperate for water,

by cringeyjokesman August 30, 2021, 8:23 am

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