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Last Christmas I woke up to Santa Clause sucking my dick.

by cringeyjokesman December 7, 2021, 10:35 pm

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Just why the fuck do men feel the need to send dick pics? Do they honestly think that would help them?

by QuestionGuy December 7, 2021, 11:42 am

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Would you suck a dick for the ability to teleport everywhere for once?

by QuestionGuy December 5, 2021, 12:57 am

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TIL about Dick Assman, a Canadian gas station employee whose name propelled him to celebrity status in North America for four months in 1995

by whatilearned December 3, 2021, 3:28 pm

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Extreme Destroy Dick December

by CopyPastaArchive December 2, 2021, 3:19 pm

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People who say things like “suck my dick” and “kiss my ass”, what would you do if someone seriously took you up on this request?

by QuestionGuy December 2, 2021, 2:27 pm

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Among us dick but with girl legs

by CopyPastaArchive December 2, 2021, 7:03 am

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destroy dick december

by CopyPastaArchive December 2, 2021, 3:17 am

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TIL of Richard William Duncan Pound, a Canadian swimming champion, lawyer, and spokesman for ethics in sport. He was the first president of the World Anti-Doping Agency and vice-president of the International Olympic Committee. He is known as, and chooses to go by the nickname “Dick Pound”

by whatilearned December 1, 2021, 3:52 pm

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My brother has a nut allergy and decided to spread peanut butter on his dick to make it swell

by cringeyjokesman November 30, 2021, 7:58 pm

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Donald Trump tweeted that he has the biggest Dick.

by CopyPastaArchive November 28, 2021, 11:49 pm

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smores on my dick while fapping

by CopyPastaArchive November 28, 2021, 4:53 am

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