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What did the Uber driver say to the one-legged fare?

by cringeyjokesman May 22, 2023, 9:44 pm

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I was in a Uber today and the driver said,

by cringeyjokesman May 14, 2023, 11:28 am

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I just spent $600 on a limousine rental, and I just found out that doesn’t include a driver.

by cringeyjokesman May 6, 2023, 9:19 am

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A drunk man hails a taxi. When the cab pulls over, the drunk sticks his head in the passenger side window and asks the driver, “Have you got room here for a whole lobster and three bottles of wine?” “Sure.” replies the driver.

by cringeyjokesman May 6, 2023, 4:52 am

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TIL in 1967 a Las Vegas cab driver plotted to kidnap Ted Binion, the son of casino owner and gangster Benny Binion. The cab driver was later found shot to death in the desert before the kidnapping could take place.

by whatilearned April 30, 2023, 4:56 am

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What should every driver have in their car?

by QuestionGuy April 28, 2023, 6:06 pm

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TIL the famous riff to INXS’ song “Need You Tonight” appeared in guitarist’s Andrew Farriss head while waiting for a cab to go to the airport. He then asked the cab driver to wait a couple of minutes while he grabbed something from his motel room. In reality, he went up to record the riff.

by whatilearned April 26, 2023, 7:11 pm

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TIL that each driver in the Indy 500 has to fill out a ballot for what type of milk they want on the podium if they win, per tradition. Emerson Fittipaldi chose orange juice

by whatilearned April 20, 2023, 9:06 pm

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ILPT Request: If I intentionally hit another driver who has run a red light, who is at fault?

by CopyPastaArchive April 20, 2023, 5:14 am

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A lawyer parks his sportscar on the side of a busy road. As soon as he opens the door to get out, BOOOM, an eighteen wheeler takes the driver side door clean off.

by cringeyjokesman April 19, 2023, 6:07 am

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I was a taxi driver for a while, but recently I got fired.

by cringeyjokesman April 6, 2023, 2:45 pm

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A passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

by cringeyjokesman April 4, 2023, 6:47 am

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