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TIL that before 1950 Chickens were largely grown by Farming Wives as a sideline, and Americans ate no more than 6 birds per year per person. Post 1950, chicken farming became industrialized. Now the average American household eats Chicken 3-4 times a week for a total of 30 birds per year per person.

by whatilearned September 20, 2022, 10:25 pm

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I believe Guillermo Del Toro eats pussy better than any man alive.

by CopyPastaArchive August 24, 2022, 8:53 am

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Me: In Detroit restroom shits “with smile” Detroit man: takes shit and eats it 🥵🍽️💩 Me: just you can’t have shit in Detroit 😂 Detroit man: “laugh’s” yeah I guess so “Fucking shoots my brains out”

by CopyPastaArchive June 4, 2022, 1:36 am

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TIL the North American Gray Squirrel is considered an invasive species in Britain as the squirrels carry a squirrel pox that is deadly for the Red Squirrels native to Britain. The Gray Squirrel also eats seven times as much food as the Red Squirrels, crowding out any who survive the squirrel pox.

by whatilearned May 29, 2022, 10:07 pm

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What do you call a fish that eats ass?

by cringeyjokesman May 20, 2022, 5:37 pm

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What do you call it when one artillery projectile eats another of the same type?

by cringeyjokesman April 3, 2022, 7:54 pm

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Vin Diesel eats two meals a day.

by cringeyjokesman March 24, 2022, 8:45 am

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My girlfriend picks her nose and eats it…

by CopyPastaArchive March 23, 2022, 2:40 am

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My boyfriend eats toenails

by CopyPastaArchive March 7, 2022, 8:48 pm

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Did you know that Vin Diesel only eats two meals a day to keep in shape for making movies?

by cringeyjokesman January 12, 2022, 12:58 pm

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TIL on The Sopranos, Christopher told Tony that with the way he eats, he is going to be dead of a heart attack at 50. Sadly, James Gandolfini, who played Tony, died of a heart attack at 51.

by whatilearned October 8, 2021, 5:35 am

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What happens when 50 Cent eats his food?

by cringeyjokesman September 24, 2021, 1:05 pm

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