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TIL that cats also have whiskers on many parts of their face and body called carpal whiskers, not just their cheeks.

by whatilearned August 13, 2022, 4:04 pm

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LISTEN HERE YOU FOUR EYED FUCK FACE

by CopyPastaArchive August 10, 2022, 7:49 pm

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What’s the most ludicrous, impossible, it can’t be, yet totally pikachu face thing the FBI is going to find in their raid of Mar-a-lago?

by QuestionGuy August 9, 2022, 4:46 am

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Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus in his margarine tub…

by cringeyjokesman August 8, 2022, 8:52 am

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TIL about Sunflower Syndrome. A poorly understood type of epilepsy, sufferers are drawn to seeking out and looking at bright light (including the sun). This results in a brief hand-waving gesture across the face, or eye-flickering seizure up to hundreds of times a day.

by whatilearned August 5, 2022, 7:28 am

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TIL that people with a rare genetic disorder called Xerodermia pigmentosum cannot sustain ultraviolet light. So, if exposed to the sun, they will get a severe sunburn. These people also face freckling, dry skin, and changes in skin pigmentation. They are a high risk group for skin cancer.

by whatilearned August 1, 2022, 9:16 pm

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Medical Emergency! A man goes to the doctor’s with a pained expression on his face.

by cringeyjokesman July 27, 2022, 12:05 pm

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Do you still use a face mask in public? Why or why not?

by QuestionGuy July 27, 2022, 1:11 am

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My sister (F11) keeps farting on my (F15) face and I don’t think what do to

by CopyPastaArchive July 26, 2022, 10:13 am

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so I accidentally created creepy Lenny Face

by CopyPastaArchive July 26, 2022, 6:56 am

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I hope you get hit in the face with a curling iron

by CopyPastaArchive July 25, 2022, 12:15 am

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Without saying anything a news team hurries up to you, puts glasses, a fake mustache, and a suit coat on you, shoves a mic in your face and says “we’ve finally found a local chickenologist on the scene, doctor, what do we do about the chicken problem”?

by QuestionGuy July 24, 2022, 1:38 pm

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