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A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm, was sent by his Ma and Pa to the big city to go to college. The first thing the boy does when he gets to town, is go to find a whorehouse. He goes inside to talk to the madam about getting a girl.

by cringeyjokesman May 31, 2023, 6:20 pm

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I’m a tough old farm woman

by CopyPastaArchive May 25, 2023, 10:09 am

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Nu karma farm just dropped

by CopyPastaArchive May 21, 2023, 3:58 am

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TIL about the Hoff crab. Named after David Hasslehoff, they eat microbes they farm in their chest hair.

by whatilearned May 16, 2023, 4:45 pm

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TIL Luffas grow on a vine on land! Not in the sea like I thought. It’s also edible before it gets to the scrubby spongy stage. TY to the little luffa farm in SLO. Side note it looks like a big cucumber at first.

by whatilearned May 16, 2023, 3:35 am

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TIL ants that farm aphids influence the aphids’ genes in a similar way that we do with cows. Aphid-farming ants prefer and select for red/green polymorphism.

by whatilearned April 28, 2023, 9:23 pm

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TIL consumption of crickets, mealworms or other insects can trigger an allergic reaction in people with shellfish allergies. This is true even for farm or pet store workers with occupational exposure to crickets.

by whatilearned April 27, 2023, 1:49 am

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My uncle was taking our picture at a dairy farm in Wisconsin when he was crushed by a giant wheel of cheese.

by cringeyjokesman April 23, 2023, 11:53 am

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OC – Go ahead and get my runscape bot farm banned

by CopyPastaArchive April 10, 2023, 3:15 pm

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One day a man drove by a farm and saw a two-legged goat

by cringeyjokesman April 7, 2023, 1:59 pm

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People with small farms, what’s it like living the farm lifestyle?

by QuestionGuy March 30, 2023, 3:59 am

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TIL that Mattiedna Johnson, born to Mississippi sharecroppers in 1918, used techniques she’d used to make things like butter, jam and soap on her childhood farm to develop techniques to capture and preserve molds for research that eventually helped in the development of drugs to fight scarlet fever.

by whatilearned March 29, 2023, 9:18 pm

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