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Four farm hands find that a new milkmaid has been employed…

by cringeyjokesman September 6, 2022, 9:29 pm

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TIL “This little piggy” is a lesson on the lifecycle of farm animals. 1)The fattest pig is sold as meat. 2)Next pig needs to get bigger. 3)Middle pig is fed leftovers (roast beef) to bulk up. 4)This pig is still living on milk. 5)Farmer buys a baby. Missing its mother, it cries on the ride home.

by whatilearned September 5, 2022, 12:18 pm

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There is a video showing Peter Schmidt, a Republican candidate for the Wisconsin State Assembly who opposes LGBTQ rights and claims to be a “strong and conservative Christian,” giving a bj to one of his farm workers. What do you think about this?

by QuestionGuy September 5, 2022, 6:25 am

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This guy shows up at a farm and says he knows how to make animals speak

by cringeyjokesman August 30, 2022, 9:10 pm

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TIL on March 11, 1958, the US Air Force accidently dropped a nuclear bomb on a farm in Mars Bluff, South Carolina

by whatilearned August 28, 2022, 2:25 pm

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A young inexperienced man goes to work on a farm…

by cringeyjokesman August 27, 2022, 10:09 pm

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On a farm there is a flock of chicken and an old rooster. One day an athletic younger rooster swaggers around the yard taking looks at all the chicken. Then he tells the old rooster that he is now boss because the farmer has decided to retire him, the old rooster.

by cringeyjokesman August 27, 2022, 7:50 pm

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TIL: Tom Selleck Started an Avocado Farm as A Hobby Even Though He Hates Avocados

by whatilearned August 23, 2022, 7:34 am

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A Farmer leaves his farm in the care of the farmhand

by cringeyjokesman August 19, 2022, 8:02 am

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TIL that during the Cold War, the CIA launched operation codenamed ‘Aedinosaur’ during which they sent thousands of balloons carrying copies of George Orwell’s Animal Farm into Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Hungary.

by whatilearned August 18, 2022, 4:25 am

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Just got a promotion on the farm

by cringeyjokesman August 17, 2022, 11:48 am

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A horse, a sheep, and a chicken lived together on a farm.

by cringeyjokesman August 14, 2022, 1:23 pm

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