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A horse, a sheep, and a chicken lived together on a farm.

by cringeyjokesman August 14, 2022, 1:23 pm

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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

by cringeyjokesman August 12, 2022, 8:07 pm

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A police officer pulls up to a farm and goes to the front door of the house. As he knocks, the farmer slowly opens the door. “Sir, do you a photo of your wife?” After seeing the photo, the police officer solemnly declares. “It looks like your wife has been hit by a train.”

by cringeyjokesman August 11, 2022, 4:32 pm

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I was having trouble with my internet connection at the farm, so I moved my modem to the barn.

by cringeyjokesman August 9, 2022, 1:12 pm

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Visiting a farm

by cringeyjokesman July 27, 2022, 4:34 pm

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TIL the Giro d’Italia used to award the Black Jersey to the rider in last overall place. This move spurred fierce competition among riders determined to be last across the finish line. Tactics included hiding in bars, behind hedges, in farm buildings, and even puncturing their own tires

by whatilearned July 25, 2022, 4:27 am

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Due to rising costs, Old McDonald had to sell his farm.

by cringeyjokesman July 21, 2022, 11:53 pm

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TIL that there are around 1 million Racoons living in Germany. There was an attempt made in 1934 to introduce them by releasing a pair, but this attempt was seen as unsuccessful.A second population was established in eastern Germany in 1945 when 25 raccoons escaped from a fur farm after an airstrike

by whatilearned July 14, 2022, 8:41 pm

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An evil scientist has put your soul into the body of a cow on a farm thousands of miles away. The only way to reverse the effect is to make it back to your human body alive. How would you accomplish this?

by QuestionGuy June 19, 2022, 1:18 pm

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TIL Kevin Bacon founded an organization that re-homes rescued factory farm pigs.

by whatilearned June 9, 2022, 7:18 am

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Trump visits a pig farm.

by cringeyjokesman June 3, 2022, 4:02 pm

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TIL that between 1854 and 1921 in the US, over 250,000 children were transported on “Orphan Trains” to be adopted by new families; many found new homes, but, sadly, sometimes the “adoptions” were little more than auctions and the children pressed into forced farm labor.

by whatilearned May 28, 2022, 4:33 am

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