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TIL that Superman had an alternative story where Superman’s rocket ship lands on a Ukrainian collective farm rather than in Kansas.

by whatilearned January 20, 2022, 11:45 am

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When I visited my mate on his farm, he asked meet to help him round up 18 bullocks.

by cringeyjokesman January 20, 2022, 8:47 am

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I just got a promotion at the Farm

by cringeyjokesman January 17, 2022, 4:45 am

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CUMMY IS UNDER 600 UPVOTES, USE THIS AS A DOWNVOTE FARM FOR THE EVIL BEING

by CopyPastaArchive December 7, 2021, 6:43 am

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A farmer got an idea for how to make money off his farm in the off-season. He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display.

by cringeyjokesman December 6, 2021, 12:23 pm

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A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm.

by cringeyjokesman November 3, 2021, 10:20 am

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A farmhand loses both his farm and his hand after getting into a fight with his dad over politics…

by cringeyjokesman October 31, 2021, 3:09 am

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TIL that Johnny Cash was attacked by an ostrich on his farm in 1981. Cash suffered 5 broken ribs and claims the animal would have disembowled him if not for the large belt buckle he was wearing at the time.

by whatilearned October 29, 2021, 2:46 am

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A rabbi, a hindu and a lawyer go to work on a farm…

by cringeyjokesman October 17, 2021, 8:22 pm

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How to farm social credit

by CopyPastaArchive October 15, 2021, 4:57 pm

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TIL moose milk is commercially available in Russia, Sweden, and Canada. A farm in Sweden, The Elk House, produces cheese from three moose cows. A moose will stop producing milk if disturbed, so they have to be milked in silence. It takes about two hours to collect a full yield of two liters.

by whatilearned October 15, 2021, 4:02 pm

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The police are looking for a wanted man and decide to search his grandfathers farm

by cringeyjokesman October 12, 2021, 2:59 pm

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