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Today I learned that in Germany and Scandinavia, the musical note B natural is called H, while B flat is just called B.

by whatilearned February 13, 2023, 9:40 pm

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The Earth is flat, but…

by CopyPastaArchive January 18, 2023, 6:59 am

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TIL Rodney Mullen (The Godfather of modern street skateboarding) invented 30 tricks including the flat ground ollie, then at 14, became the freestyle skating world champ.

by whatilearned December 30, 2022, 1:16 am

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TIL The “Semolina Pilchard” mentioned in “I Am the Walrus” is a reference to Scotland Yard drug squad detective Norman “Nobby” Pilcher, who led a midnight drug raid on John Lennon’s London flat in October 1968. He’d targeted musicians Mick Jagger, Brian Jones, Eric Clapton and Donovan prior to that.

by whatilearned December 28, 2022, 10:48 pm

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Where does not putting a mobile to your ear and talking come from, so many hold it flat in front of themselves and move from mouth to ear?

by QuestionGuy December 17, 2022, 7:51 am

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The Earth was flat….

by cringeyjokesman December 16, 2022, 11:39 pm

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A flat earther is shown a map of the world

by cringeyjokesman December 10, 2022, 8:53 am

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Flat Midwestern States: What’s it like being able to see your dog run away for 3 days?

by QuestionGuy November 23, 2022, 4:22 am

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What would you say if you were trying to convince a flat earther that the earth was round?

by QuestionGuy November 14, 2022, 10:55 pm

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If five ants rent a flat and then another five join them.

by cringeyjokesman November 3, 2022, 9:33 am

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You know what I haven’t heard much about recently? Flat earthers

by cringeyjokesman October 20, 2022, 1:25 am

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TIL that when a cat has a flat face (such as a Persian), that is actually a deformity. Breeders, however, are able to find ways of altering the cat’s genetics by choosing who they breed with. They do this because so many people gravitate to the smushed in face.

by whatilearned October 18, 2022, 7:28 am

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