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A woman walks into a shop, picks up a can of fly spray and asks ‘Is this any good for flies?’

by cringeyjokesman July 1, 2022, 5:51 pm

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Where the fuck do fruit flies come from?

by QuestionGuy June 18, 2022, 11:46 pm

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TIL that it has been scientifically proven that you actually catch more flies with vinegar than you do with honey.

by whatilearned June 14, 2022, 6:10 am

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A Medieval polish farmer is out working in his fields one day, and digs up an old magic lamp. He begins to wipe off the dirt, thinking to sell it at market, when suddenly a Genie flies out, offering the astonished farmer 3 wishes.

by cringeyjokesman June 5, 2022, 2:46 am

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Bedbugs go into beds, fruit flies go into fruit

by cringeyjokesman May 29, 2022, 7:05 am

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What has four wheels and flies?

by cringeyjokesman May 24, 2022, 11:03 am

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Flies of Reddit, why do you try to exit out the window that’s shut?

by QuestionGuy April 30, 2022, 12:02 pm

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TIL some flies cope with having tiny stomachs by regurgitating food into vomit bubbles to dry it out a bit and reduce the volume, and then swallowing it again before eating more; other flies release digestive juices to liquefy food into a predigested slurry they can swallow without teeth

by whatilearned April 1, 2022, 5:15 pm

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TIL that the fastest bird in the world is the Peregrine Falcon. The bird hunts prey on the wing. It flies above its prey, goes into a dive, and reaches speeds up to 200 MPH before it strikes the target with its clutched feet, knocking it out of the air.

by whatilearned March 16, 2022, 2:00 pm

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I hate flies.

by CopyPastaArchive February 22, 2022, 6:19 pm

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TIL that tsetse flies, which carry the parasite responsible for African Sleeping Sickness, give live birth and lactate to provide milk for their young.

by whatilearned February 11, 2022, 2:31 pm

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TIL male fruit flies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter.

by whatilearned January 17, 2022, 1:00 am

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