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My wife gave birth today, after she was stable and sleeping I thanked the Doctor, then sheepishly asked ‘When we will be able to have sex?’

by cringeyjokesman September 1, 2022, 2:25 pm

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TIL that Rotten Tomatoes ‘Fresh’ % is not the average score of a movie/show, but just how many critics gave it at least 3/5 stars. So better movies do occasionally have lower Fresh % than worse movies.

by whatilearned September 1, 2022, 2:49 am

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TIL while filming “The Other Side Of The Wind” in 1970, director Orson Welles was unable to afford to pay his cinematographer Gary Graver for his work. Instead, Welles gave Graver his Oscar statuette that he had won for Best Original Screenplay for “Citizen Kane” in 1941.

by whatilearned August 30, 2022, 6:31 pm

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TIL that illegal ranchers, after leaving initial offerings of sugar, gave an isolated Amazonian tribe rat poison that killed all members bar one

by whatilearned August 30, 2022, 7:53 am

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TIL of Percy Ross, best known for his column, ‘Thanks a Million’ which ran in over 800 publications. He gave away his fortune, an estimated $20 to $30 million over a period of 17 years. Newspapers called him, “America’s Rich Uncle.” He died in 2001 at age 84, relatively unknown, just as he wished.

by whatilearned August 27, 2022, 5:20 pm

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A crackhead just gave you a 42thousand pages leather notebook that appears to have hand written text inside it, he claims that it’s “the gospel of all the truthes in the observable and the yet-to-be observed parts of the universe”. What is your next move?

by QuestionGuy August 25, 2022, 11:45 pm

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My ex girlfriends oral sex she gave me has affected me more than I expected it would’ve well over 10 years later.

by CopyPastaArchive August 25, 2022, 10:40 am

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If we gave our moon a name besides from just “moon”, what should it be called?

by QuestionGuy August 25, 2022, 4:46 am

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The town drunkard gets berated by his wife for drinking with the money she gave him to get chicken.

by cringeyjokesman August 23, 2022, 10:38 pm

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TIL that in 2013 a climber found a box full of rubies, sapphires, and emeralds on a remote glacier on Mont Blanc. Authorities determined they were likely from an Indian plane that crashed there in 1966 and gave the climber half the gems (worth $169,000) to reward his honesty in turning them in.

by whatilearned August 23, 2022, 9:37 pm

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pov: you gave someone discord nitro and they replied with “cool”

by CopyPastaArchive August 22, 2022, 6:36 pm

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if someone gave you a box that contained everything you have lost in your life, what is the first thing you would search for?

by QuestionGuy August 18, 2022, 11:55 pm

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