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What would you do if God gave you admin privilege on Earth?

by QuestionGuy July 4, 2022, 10:02 pm

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A cockroach gave me a throbbing hard orgasm when I was most vulnerable (Confession)

by CopyPastaArchive July 3, 2022, 9:08 pm

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TIL Roughly 2.5 billion people watched princess Diana’s funeral in 1997. At its height the queue to reach the book of condolences took 6.5 hours. The queen gave her first live broadcast in 50 years

by whatilearned June 30, 2022, 8:21 pm

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the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.

by CopyPastaArchive June 29, 2022, 7:10 am

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Cop gave me a ticket for doing fifteen over the limit.

by cringeyjokesman June 27, 2022, 1:51 pm

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TIL George Lucas not only gave his blessing to make Spaceballs, he also handed the movie over to his effects company, Industrial Light and Magic, to provide the space effects and postproduction.

by whatilearned June 26, 2022, 12:12 pm

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TIL Animation legend Tex Avery lost use of his left eye, after during some spitballing between animators, one took it further by using a wire paperclip which accidentally hit Avery’s eye, some believe this loss gave him a unique look at animation and his bizarre directorial style

by whatilearned June 24, 2022, 6:39 am

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My son just asked me where poo comes from, I gave him a detailed explanation, where he then stood in stunned silence.

by cringeyjokesman June 23, 2022, 3:27 pm

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A friend gave me a free guitar the other day, but I’ve been having trouble playing it

by cringeyjokesman June 23, 2022, 2:26 am

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TIL in 1912, Theodore Roosevelt gave an eighty-four minute campaign speech with an undressed bullet wound in his chest.

by whatilearned June 22, 2022, 3:13 am

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Remember when you touched the TV screen and it gave you that fuzzy static feel?

by QuestionGuy June 19, 2022, 4:51 pm

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TIL in July of 2021 a British plane spotter noticed sparks coming off an F-15E Strike Eagle’s engine after it took off from RAF Lakenheath. He called the base’s switchboard to alert the base and the plane returned safely. The pilot publicly thanked him and gave him his insignia patch.

by whatilearned June 16, 2022, 2:59 am

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