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My grandfather would be very happy with what Boris Johnson’s leadership has done to Britain.

by cringeyjokesman June 26, 2022, 10:12 am

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The eaglets were preparing to leave the nest and fly out into the world when their grandfather happened by.

by cringeyjokesman June 26, 2022, 9:49 am

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies,

by cringeyjokesman June 10, 2022, 10:26 pm

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep.

by cringeyjokesman June 10, 2022, 12:37 pm

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My grandfather always used to say “as one door closes another one opens”

by cringeyjokesman May 28, 2022, 7:22 pm

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My grandfather was a USAF pilot during the war. He personally flew 16 bombing runs over Japan, two of which were over Tokyo itself. But at the end of the war, they slung him out of the USAF. They didn’t even give him his service medal.

by cringeyjokesman May 21, 2022, 9:56 pm

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When my grandfather got sick, grandma rubbed Crisco all over his back.

by cringeyjokesman May 15, 2022, 10:53 pm

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TIL: Baseball Hall-of-Famer Stan Musial played high school baseball with the grandfather of fellow Hall-of-Famer Ken Griffey Jr., who was born in the same town on the same day as Musial.

by whatilearned May 14, 2022, 4:10 pm

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TIL Mariano Marcos (the father of former Philippines dictator Ferdinand Marcos and grandfather of president-elect Bongbong Marcos), was executed by guerillas for alleged collaboration with the Japanese. His hands were tied to water buffaloes who riped his body apart alive in different directions.

by whatilearned May 13, 2022, 2:08 am

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A young boy asks his Grandfather, a farmer, to explain to him how sex works

by cringeyjokesman May 8, 2022, 2:20 am

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A grandfather and his grandson are collecting worms in the backyard,

by cringeyjokesman April 24, 2022, 5:57 pm

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TIL that the medals John Lennon wore on the cover of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band were owned by the Grandfather of drummer Pete Best who was kicked out of the band years prior.

by whatilearned April 20, 2022, 10:23 pm

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