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Statistically speaking, in Hawaii, you are more likely to be attacked by Ezra Miller now than a shark, due to the past 42 years, there is a rate of around 3 shark attacks a year. How would Hawaiian safety commercials and PSAs guide tourists and local residents to defend against a wild Ezra?

by QuestionGuy June 21, 2022, 1:20 am

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Just like Mr Deeds had a Hawaiian Punch Drinking fountain, or Richie Rich had a McDonald’s at his mansion, what would you have in your place if you were that filthy rich?

by QuestionGuy June 13, 2022, 7:26 pm

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TIL Patton’s solution to Hawaiian lava flows in the 40s-50s was to bomb them

by whatilearned June 8, 2022, 4:50 pm

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Ladies of Reddit, what are your thoughts on guys who wear Hawaiian shirts?

by QuestionGuy June 1, 2022, 8:50 am

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TIL that in Hawaiian Shinto shrines, George Washington is worshiped as a kami.

by whatilearned March 3, 2022, 1:13 am

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TIL that to save the Hawaiian culture and people from disappearing, Kalākaua, the last king of the Hawaiian kingdom, went on a world tour in 1881, and travelled to Asia, the Middle East, Europe, and the United States, and he became the first reigning monarch to circumnavigate the globe.

by whatilearned February 28, 2022, 1:16 pm

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My Hawaiian HOA passed a noise ordinance so strict that I can’t even laugh out loud.

by cringeyjokesman February 16, 2022, 12:25 am

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I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza

by cringeyjokesman January 18, 2022, 10:25 am

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January 17, 1893, A historical political act : The illegal overthrow of the Hawaiian Monarch?

by HistoryBuff January 17, 2022, 12:08 pm

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Just burnt my hawaiian pizza in my oven tonight..

by cringeyjokesman January 13, 2022, 8:14 pm

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TIL needlefish swim extremely fast and are fond of leaping out of the water. With their razor sharp beak mouths they have been known to impale boaters and killing them. There was even a 10 year old Hawaiian boy night fishing with his father when one pierced his eye into his brain killing him.

by whatilearned December 5, 2021, 3:21 am

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TIL of Sanford B. Dole, who became the President of the Republic of Hawaii, after a pro-American coup d’état overthrew the Hawaiian monarch. His government secured Hawaii’s annexation by the United States. His cousin founded the pineapple company that would become the Dole Food Company.

by whatilearned July 26, 2021, 1:05 am

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