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Why do Hawaiian Cockroaches hate Kona Coffee so much?

by cringeyjokesman April 8, 2023, 3:17 am

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TIL there has been one member of the US Congress that was born into royalty. Prince Jonah Kuhio was Hawaiian nobility before the territory was annexed and he served in the House of Reps from 1903-1922. Happy Prince Kuhio Day / 152nd Bday!

by whatilearned March 27, 2023, 12:53 am

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Absolutely furious. I ordered a Hawaiian pizza from Domino’s and when it arrived, it was burnt to a crisp.

by cringeyjokesman February 11, 2023, 2:25 am

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What’s Mario’s favorite Hawaiian island?

by cringeyjokesman January 12, 2023, 3:59 am

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TIL for Hawaiians, water (wai) symbolizes life. The Hawaiian word for prosperity or wealth, is ‘waiwai’, literally means ‘water-water’. Many names in Hawaiian have the word ‘wai’ in it, referring to the water source that the people relied on at that time.

by whatilearned January 3, 2023, 9:47 am

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TIL the Hawaiian bobtail squid feeds a symbiotic bacteria living inside of it (called Vibrio fischeri) sugar & amino acids. In exchange, the bacteria emanate just enough light to match the moon’s rays, rendering the squid virtually invisible at night

by whatilearned December 8, 2022, 9:59 am

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TIL the Hawaiian flag has a Union Jack on it because when King Kamehameha received one as a gift from British traders, he liked it so much that he just stole the design to use as his own.

by whatilearned December 8, 2022, 3:22 am

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TIL 24 of the 50 US states have Native American derived names (many through French), 1 is Hawaiian, 4 directly from Spanish, 11 named after people, several of various origins (English, French, Latin), and at least 6 of unknown origin.

by whatilearned November 1, 2022, 1:15 pm

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TIL Hawaiian Pizza is not Hawaiian, but Canadian by a Greek man

by whatilearned September 17, 2022, 6:11 am

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TIL the Hawaiian Pizza was created by a Canadian who immigrated there from Greece

by whatilearned August 20, 2022, 1:04 pm

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TIL Kahoolawe (one of the 8 Hawaiian islands) is uninhabitable due to being used for bombing practice by the US navy.

by whatilearned July 2, 2022, 9:36 pm

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Statistically speaking, in Hawaii, you are more likely to be attacked by Ezra Miller now than a shark, due to the past 42 years, there is a rate of around 3 shark attacks a year. How would Hawaiian safety commercials and PSAs guide tourists and local residents to defend against a wild Ezra?

by QuestionGuy June 21, 2022, 1:20 am

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