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Your phone suddenly sirens loudly, and an alert pops ups up revealing that an nuclear intercontinental ballistic missile is headed to your location in one hour. What would you do?

by QuestionGuy July 4, 2022, 7:18 am

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A highly successful blonde business woman was headed west

by cringeyjokesman June 27, 2022, 4:42 pm

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Jim and Ted were let go after 15 years working at the bra factory so they headed down to the local Employment office…

by cringeyjokesman June 19, 2022, 12:11 am

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A special brew may have calmed Inca children headed for sacrifice

by HistoryBuff May 13, 2022, 9:49 pm

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The cop asked, “Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?”

by cringeyjokesman April 28, 2022, 11:37 am

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TIL In 1928, to recover from the loss of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Disney devised an idea of a mouse character named Mortimer while on a train headed to California, producing a few simple drawings. The mouse was later renamed Mickey Mouse since Disney’s wife, Lillian, disliked the sound of ‘Mortimer.

by whatilearned April 7, 2022, 2:45 am

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John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm…

by cringeyjokesman March 26, 2022, 10:34 am

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A programmer and his project manager board a train headed through the mountains. They can find no other place to sit, except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

by cringeyjokesman March 20, 2022, 4:13 pm

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I asked my physician why he hits people on the knee with that little rubber headed hammer

by cringeyjokesman February 3, 2022, 2:54 pm

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TIL the standard instrument used to measure a person’s shoe size is the Brannock Device, named after its inventor Charles F. Brannock, who patented it in 1925. He formed the Brannock Device Company to manufacture the device and headed the company until he died 1992 at age 89.

by whatilearned November 28, 2021, 4:00 am

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TIL U.S Soldier Sgt. Dennis Weichel gave his life to save an afghan girl as a 16 ton heavily armored vehicle was headed toward her.

by whatilearned November 21, 2021, 6:27 am

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Where is Ruby Headed in 2021?

by ProgrammerDude November 18, 2021, 9:35 pm

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