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I am going to meet my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. Her dad is a policeman. She ask me to bring something to impress her dad.

by cringeyjokesman February 6, 2023, 12:17 pm

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If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn’t impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?

by QuestionGuy January 28, 2023, 10:39 am

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Tattoo artists of Reddit, what are some of the most overplayed tropes customers will ask for, and what are some that genuinely impress you?

by QuestionGuy January 12, 2023, 12:03 pm

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My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of a Ford F-150.

by cringeyjokesman December 14, 2022, 3:08 pm

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TIL about the man who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge in football padding to impress his wife. She watched him die on impact and told the press, “it was the last thing he did, and it was a failure.”

by whatilearned November 23, 2022, 4:14 pm

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What doesn’t impress you?

by QuestionGuy September 15, 2022, 10:23 pm

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TIL the man who tried to assassinate president Ronald Reagan did so in order to impress actress Jodie Foster after watching her on Taxi Driver, which also showed a presidential candidate assassination plan based on a true-story attempted assassination

by whatilearned September 15, 2022, 4:12 am

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TIL that the idea of a Potemkin Village was used in multiple countries to cover up an unpleasant or damaging part of town. It derived from stories of a former lover of Catherine II who wanted to impress her so he made portable villages and moved them to reuse in the next part of Crimea, 1787

by whatilearned September 13, 2022, 6:56 pm

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What’s the best way to impress a lady on a first date?

by QuestionGuy September 11, 2022, 8:03 am

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You need to impress a king from the medieval period, what food from the future would you bring him?

by QuestionGuy August 16, 2022, 6:17 am

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What do you think will actually impress Shania Twain?

by QuestionGuy July 22, 2022, 11:29 am

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TIL Often truncated, Oppenheimer’s fuller quote was “I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, ‘Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.'”

by whatilearned July 22, 2022, 4:37 am

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