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I just stopped by my grandmothers house and I’m so impressed!

by cringeyjokesman September 9, 2022, 3:35 pm

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TIL that President Carter once told a joke during a speech to a Japanese audience which caused the audience to erupt in laughter. Impressed, he asked how the interpreter managed to get such a laugh. The interpreter admitted that he had said, “President Carter told a funny story. Everyone must laugh”

by whatilearned May 27, 2022, 5:24 am

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TIL that while impressed by his book “Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica”, the UK’s science academy couldn’t publish Isaac Newton’s book due to being nearly bankrupt from spending all of its money printing the “History of Fish”. Thankfully, scientist Edmond Halley’s funded the printing.

by whatilearned April 4, 2022, 1:30 pm

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Girls, were you actually impressed when a boy in primary school carried multiple chairs at once?

by QuestionGuy February 23, 2022, 2:58 pm

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Women of Reddit, when you were in middle school how many chairs would a boy have to carry in order for you to notice and be impressed?

by QuestionGuy February 23, 2022, 2:18 pm

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David was invited to John’s house. He was impressed by how John kept calling his wife, “My Love” and “Darling” and “Sweetheart.”

by cringeyjokesman February 12, 2022, 11:53 am

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Billy Bob was impressed with Al’s first week as a farm hand..

by cringeyjokesman February 9, 2022, 3:56 am

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A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets home it fucks all of his 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens. Next day it’s fucking the ducks and the geese too

by cringeyjokesman January 31, 2022, 10:17 pm

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TIL Buzz Aldrin saw the movie “First Man” about Neil Armstrong and wasn’t impressed. Buzz was portrayed by Corey Stoll as an arrogant and stubborn character and he only had a small supporting role in the film

by whatilearned November 23, 2021, 12:19 am

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TIL: The Expanse started out as an RPG. Ty Frank created the game and his later co-author Daniel Abraham was so impressed by the amount of research and world-building he suggested they write a novel from it. Their first book was nominated for a Hugo and spawned a hit television series.

by whatilearned August 20, 2021, 1:21 pm

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A female crab spots a male crab walking forward straight, not sideways as crabs usually do, on a beach. Super impressed, she decides to marry him right there and then. The next morning, after waking up, she notices that her husband is also walking sideways. She confronts him –

by cringeyjokesman August 5, 2021, 4:12 pm

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A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets home it fucks all of his 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 hens.

by cringeyjokesman August 4, 2021, 10:32 pm

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