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TIL the US invited Nazi General Friederich von Boetticher to watch war games in Redford, N.Y. bak in 1939

by whatilearned January 24, 2022, 2:15 pm

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A girl I was dating invited me over to her place. When I went into her room, she had a Soviet banner draped on her wall. I left immediately.

by cringeyjokesman January 16, 2022, 4:50 pm

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I ran into a buddy last month and invited him to a party

by cringeyjokesman January 12, 2022, 3:39 am

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A group of engineering professors were invited to fly a plane

by cringeyjokesman November 26, 2021, 5:47 pm

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My new neighbor Bob invited me over for a party. He said there’d be a lot of drinking, fighting, and fucking.

by cringeyjokesman November 20, 2021, 12:35 am

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TIL Tchaikovsky and his patron shared over 1,200 letters, but only met once by accident. When he wrote her to apologize, she responded that there was nothing to apologize for, and invited him to visit her home to see her new paintings, but at a time when she would be away

by whatilearned November 16, 2021, 6:45 pm

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Everyone is super exited to be invited to use the new Github’s copilot. But, have any of you actually read the terms of use? TL;DR: It exposes your code to microsoft.

by ProgrammerDude November 7, 2021, 10:15 pm

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I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn’t show.

by cringeyjokesman November 5, 2021, 1:04 am

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TIL that Biuku Gasa and Eroni Kumana, the two men who saved JFK in the Pacific, were invited to his inauguration in 1961. They were then duped by British colonials officials who sent other representatives instead.

by whatilearned October 14, 2021, 11:04 am

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My tinder date invited me back to her house tonight, and while she was in the bathroom, I had a cheeky look in her wardrobe. Inside, there was a nurse outfit, a police woman’s uniform and a full dominatrix bodysuit, so I quickly pulled on my pants and snuck out of there.

by cringeyjokesman September 24, 2021, 2:05 am

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The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’

by cringeyjokesman September 16, 2021, 2:57 pm

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TIL Joseph Merrick joined a freak show to make a living and was named ‘The Elephant Man’ due to severe bony and fleshy tumors that continued to grow. During this time he met a doctor who invited him to be examined and later spent the rest of his life in a hospital. He died in 1890 at the age of 27.

by whatilearned September 15, 2021, 5:01 pm

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