I’m having a hard time comprehending this because it just happened but I recently moved into a house with an old co-worker and I have two dogs. A golden retriever and a 6 month old Great Dane. I left the house to go run some errands to get a call from my girlfriend saying she…

For context I’m male and 30 and she is female and 29. We grew up together and were always kind of attracted to each other. When we were 13 and 14 that was the first time we touched each other. Then eventually the touching led to more and we had sex. We had just learned…

I have a private office with no windows facing inside so I will often lock my door and jerk off because I like jerking off. I’m doing it right now actually.

pee fart poop nuts balls stinky𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒐫𒂝𒄆𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱⃢𒀱𒀱𒀱⃢کسی تو کتابِ زندگیش، یه فصلی داره که وقتی بهش فکر می𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒂝𒄆𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒂝𒄆𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱⃢𒀱𒀱𒀱⃢کسی تو کتابِ زندگیش، یه فصلی داره که وقتی بهش فکر می𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒂝𒄆𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱𒀱Fuck, Shit, Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene Pene 𓃻⃝⃝ ∆⃟⃟𓋢𓉣𓉤𓉡⃟⃝ᥫ᭡𓃻⃝⃝…

You low down piece of shit, dog humping, glue huffing, window licking son of a retarded whore, If there hadn’t been a god damn life guard at the shallow end of the fucking gene pool you would have drowned because you sure as fucking shit were not smart enough to figure out how to work…

I have a big dick, and quite honestly I wish I didn’t i wish it was average. Every sexual partner I have had is usually in pain even after warm up, and deep down I feel like this actually creates a barrier for my relationships. I try to please in other ways ofcourse, but the…