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TIL of the The Ténéré Tree, which was the most isolated tree in the world for 300 years, 250 miles from any other in Niger’s Sahara Desert, until it was knocked over by a truck driver in 1973

by whatilearned September 5, 2022, 6:01 am

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A police man knocked on my door the other morning and said ‘it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck’

by cringeyjokesman August 19, 2022, 12:38 pm

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This fucking BRUTAL album knocked down my door

by CopyPastaArchive July 16, 2022, 6:18 am

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A lad knocked on the door of a beautiful large house.

by cringeyjokesman July 14, 2022, 9:14 pm

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You’re being held at gunpoint. You just knocked the gun out of the person’s hand, and now the tables have turned. What’s the first thing you say?

by QuestionGuy July 4, 2022, 11:53 pm

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TIL: Joachim von Ribbentropp, the Nazi ambassador to the United Kingdom, once almost knocked the king over by giving him a Nazi salute instead of a handshake

by whatilearned May 25, 2022, 7:22 pm

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A salesman walked up to the door of a house and knocked.

by cringeyjokesman May 16, 2022, 6:18 pm

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TIL in 2008, a woman died of blunt force craniocerebral trauma when a 75-pound (34 kg) spotted eagle ray leaped out of the water and knocked her over onto the deck of the vessel she was aboard. The spotted eagle ray also died at impact.

by whatilearned May 11, 2022, 5:29 am

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A while back when I was still in the Philippines I knocked on an occupied stall and was responded back in filipino I told the gentleman that I only spoke English, but I understood the message and backed off He yelled, in english, “You have any pisos on you, Joe? Seeing a Bakla in a private stall

by CopyPastaArchive May 10, 2022, 11:58 am

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TIL that the author and screenplay writer Alistair MacLean, knocked out actor Richard Burton, during a drunken brawl. They worked together in the war movie “Where Eagles Dare”.

by whatilearned May 5, 2022, 9:38 am

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A truck driver was speeding down a country road and ran over a rooster. Being an honest man, he walked to the farm house and knocked on the door. An old man answered the door. “Sir, he said, I would like to replace your rooster”.

by cringeyjokesman April 29, 2022, 3:46 pm

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TIL King James the First liked to play tennis. He knocked so many balls off the court and down an old drain leading from the abbey that he ordered for the passage to be blocked. 3 days later, assassins arrived to kill him. He tried to escape through the passage but it was blocked and he was murdered

by whatilearned March 31, 2022, 6:41 am

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