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TIL: Joachim von Ribbentropp, the Nazi ambassador to the United Kingdom, once almost knocked the king over by giving him a Nazi salute instead of a handshake

by whatilearned May 25, 2022, 7:22 pm

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A salesman walked up to the door of a house and knocked.

by cringeyjokesman May 16, 2022, 6:18 pm

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TIL in 2008, a woman died of blunt force craniocerebral trauma when a 75-pound (34 kg) spotted eagle ray leaped out of the water and knocked her over onto the deck of the vessel she was aboard. The spotted eagle ray also died at impact.

by whatilearned May 11, 2022, 5:29 am

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A while back when I was still in the Philippines I knocked on an occupied stall and was responded back in filipino I told the gentleman that I only spoke English, but I understood the message and backed off He yelled, in english, “You have any pisos on you, Joe? Seeing a Bakla in a private stall

by CopyPastaArchive May 10, 2022, 11:58 am

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TIL that the author and screenplay writer Alistair MacLean, knocked out actor Richard Burton, during a drunken brawl. They worked together in the war movie “Where Eagles Dare”.

by whatilearned May 5, 2022, 9:38 am

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A truck driver was speeding down a country road and ran over a rooster. Being an honest man, he walked to the farm house and knocked on the door. An old man answered the door. “Sir, he said, I would like to replace your rooster”.

by cringeyjokesman April 29, 2022, 3:46 pm

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TIL King James the First liked to play tennis. He knocked so many balls off the court and down an old drain leading from the abbey that he ordered for the passage to be blocked. 3 days later, assassins arrived to kill him. He tried to escape through the passage but it was blocked and he was murdered

by whatilearned March 31, 2022, 6:41 am

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A cop just knocked on my door…

by cringeyjokesman March 29, 2022, 1:42 pm

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if joe biden knocked on your door right now wanting to chat, what would you do?

by QuestionGuy March 14, 2022, 7:31 am

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A vacuum salesman knocked on my door this morning

by cringeyjokesman February 5, 2022, 7:11 pm

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TIL while bombing Munich, a B17 got 2 engines knocked out & was denied permission to land in Switzerland. On the flight back to UK the crew jettisoned anything weighty, including their parachutes. They lost another engine but landed in Dover. The plane had 600 Bullet Holes

by whatilearned January 14, 2022, 3:52 pm

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Novak Djokovic is the first player to be knocked out of Grand Slam

by cringeyjokesman January 14, 2022, 9:52 am

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