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One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.”

by cringeyjokesman July 6, 2022, 1:48 am

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TIL the song Alfie by Lily Allen. It’s a song about her loser IRL brother whose wasting his life away, needs a job and to get laid. That brother is Alfie Allen, who went to play Theon for all 8 seasons of Game of Thrones, including an Emmy nomination, and has a child with a supermodel.

by whatilearned June 14, 2022, 3:59 pm

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I get laid. (Superior btw)

by CopyPastaArchive June 11, 2022, 5:13 am

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What is the weirdest thing that ever got you laid?

by QuestionGuy May 28, 2022, 2:55 pm

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Which profession gets you laid the most?

by QuestionGuy May 27, 2022, 6:47 pm

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Qin Shi Huangdi (259–210 B.C.), the first Qin Emperor, was a brutal ruler who unified ancient China, formulated terracotta warriors and laid the foundation for the Great Wall.

by HistoryBuff May 26, 2022, 3:43 am

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The best part about being married is not having to worry whether or not about I’m getting laid tonight

by cringeyjokesman May 21, 2022, 1:54 pm

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Hey guy’s I’m a sex god here’s how you can flirt and there’s a 100% likelihood of getting LAID 💪💪💪

by CopyPastaArchive May 13, 2022, 2:30 am

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TIL it’s unlikely adult birds have abandoned the bird nest with eggs. Many birds don’t start incubating until the last egg is laid, which is why you might not see the parents for some time.

by whatilearned May 12, 2022, 12:00 am

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TIL that the original Rock Island Bridge was laid under a surveying party led by Robert E. Lee. When a steamboat collision happened, the bridge operators hired Abraham Lincoln to their defense.

by whatilearned April 24, 2022, 2:39 pm

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Saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.

by CopyPastaArchive April 17, 2022, 1:34 pm

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TIL if all the trenches built along the western front in WW1 were laid end-to-end they would total over 25,000 miles long; enough to encircle the earth at the equator (24,901 miles)

by whatilearned April 9, 2022, 11:53 am

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