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TIL Officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato, the oldest living man in Tokyo, on his 111th birthday. Upon arriving to his house, a mummified body wearing underwear and pajamas was lying in his bed. He had been dead for 30 years but his family kept the secret to keep receiving his pension.

by whatilearned January 28, 2023, 12:31 am

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You are lying in deep salt water masturbating if you think I am even a little bit G*rman. WRONG!

by CopyPastaArchive January 24, 2023, 12:20 pm

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An old Jewish man is lying in his deathbed with his tearful wife by his side.

by cringeyjokesman January 13, 2023, 2:07 am

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I am not sure if my friend is lying about him scaling the top of Mount Everest.

by cringeyjokesman January 10, 2023, 6:07 pm

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TIL of the Sable Island Horse, a wild species found only on a low lying sandbar in the Atlantic off the cost of Nova Scotia. Released on Sable Island in the 1700s, they have become their own species over time. About 500 horses currently exist and are now legally protected by the Canadian government

by whatilearned December 12, 2022, 9:51 pm

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“What have I done? Why did I admit to being a Nazi? Why didn’t I keep lying and hiding my true identity?”

by CopyPastaArchive December 10, 2022, 8:10 pm

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Why are trans parents bad at lying?

by cringeyjokesman December 6, 2022, 9:27 pm

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TIL that the first general release film to have a post-credits scene was “The Silencers” (1966). In the scene, Dean Martin’s character “Matt Helm” was lying shirtless on a rotating sofa along with 10 half-clothed women. He then kisses two women before rubbing his face and muttering, “Oh my god.”

by whatilearned December 2, 2022, 8:04 pm

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A guy with no arms and no legs is lying on a beach… (Warning: dark humor)

by cringeyjokesman November 26, 2022, 9:59 am

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[Mathematics Joke]… Why was Sin lying on top of Cos at the beach?

by cringeyjokesman November 22, 2022, 11:32 am

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Do you feel Mcdonalds should’ve been punished in the 90s for lying about the hot coffee lawsuit and spreading misinformation about frivolous lawsuits? Why or why not?

by QuestionGuy November 21, 2022, 8:31 pm

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Why cant we just pass a law that punishes politicians for blatantly lying to the public?

by QuestionGuy October 24, 2022, 4:04 am

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