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TIL prior to 2011, if a member of the British Royal Family married a Roman Catholic they were excluded from the Line of Succession.

by whatilearned June 3, 2023, 5:05 am

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TIL the only wedding ceremony of a president serving in the White House was Grover Cleveland in 1886. At 49, he married a 21-year-old woman he had previously been the legal guardian of, and John Philip Sousa provided the music.

by whatilearned June 2, 2023, 7:25 pm

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Why wasn’t Princess Leia married before she met Han Solo?

by cringeyjokesman May 31, 2023, 4:23 pm

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TIL of the Jim twins, separated at birth and reunited at 39: both had married and divorced someone named Linda, were currently married to a Betty, had sons named James Allan, had dogs named Toy, drove the same car, had jobs in security, and regularly vacationed at the same beach in Florida

by whatilearned May 28, 2023, 11:51 pm

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I know a woman who has been married 3 times and is still a virgin

by cringeyjokesman May 19, 2023, 2:19 am

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Tom, a successful Real estate developer was 65 and just married Candy, 44 years his junior

by cringeyjokesman May 15, 2023, 6:36 pm

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Why haven’t you married yet?

by QuestionGuy May 13, 2023, 1:41 pm

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A married couple is asleep in bed when the landline rings.

by cringeyjokesman May 13, 2023, 12:19 pm

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TIL there were three separate South American remakes of Married with Children in the 2000s that ran for hundreds of episodes, starting in 2004 with the Colombian version of Casados con hijos.

by whatilearned May 10, 2023, 2:59 am

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TIL: There was a study on how your major affects your marriage rate. The most likely majors to be married by age 30 are Education, Plant Science, and Microbiology majors (70-80%). The least likely majors are Geography, Theater Arts, Music, Philosophy, and International Relations majors (32-46%).

by whatilearned May 9, 2023, 10:59 am

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TIL that the Pop-It bubble popper was originally invented in 1975 by Theo and Ora Coster of Theora Concepts: a married Israeli couple who had invented many games including Guess Who? and Zingo!. Incidentally, Theo was a former classmate of Anne Frank.

by whatilearned May 1, 2023, 1:41 pm

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TIL: The 6 Mitford sisters were a famous aristocratic family heavily involved in wildly different political scenes in the 1900s. Unity was a close friend of Hitler and visited him often, Diana married the leader of British Union of Fascists, Jessica joined the American Communist Party, etc.

by whatilearned May 1, 2023, 12:13 pm

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