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Woman talking to a police officer.

by cringeyjokesman October 15, 2021, 11:28 am

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How To Become a Chief Technology Officer (CTO)?

by ProgrammerDude October 10, 2021, 6:43 am

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TIL in 1865 Union officer Joshua Chamberlain was shot. The bullet passed through his horse’s neck, through a bible in his front pocket, under his skin, around his ribs, and out his back. To observers he appeared to be shot straight through the chest & earned the name “Bloody Chamberlain”

by whatilearned October 6, 2021, 2:50 pm

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Ummm officer? I literally did nothing wrong

by CopyPastaArchive September 26, 2021, 9:38 pm

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What to you call a police officer with a shaved vagina?

by cringeyjokesman September 21, 2021, 9:22 am

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TIL that the Queen of the UK trained as a mechanic with the British army during WW2. Queen Elizabeth II started as a junior officer in the Auxiliary Territorial Service where she learned car mechanics and truck driving and rose to the rank of junior commander. She was known as mechanic No. 230873.

by whatilearned September 19, 2021, 2:30 pm

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What’s the worst line to say to a police officer who just pulled you over?

by QuestionGuy September 17, 2021, 6:07 pm

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TIL 2Pac’s last words, when asked who shot him, were: “F*** you.” This was only revealed in 2014 after the first officer on the scene retired and could speak openly about the case

by whatilearned September 6, 2021, 9:56 pm

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TIL In 2019 Queen Elizabeth went for a walk near her Balmoral estate with one of her protection officers and met some American tourists who didn’t recognise her. They asked her if she’d ever met the Queen and she said “No”, then pointed to her officer and said “he has”.

by whatilearned September 3, 2021, 7:14 pm

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OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on the altar made of antlers

by cringeyjokesman September 1, 2021, 11:56 pm

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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday,

by cringeyjokesman September 1, 2021, 8:27 pm

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TIL about Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov, a Soviet Navy officer who refused to authorize his captain’s use of nuclear torpedoes against the US Navy during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Such an attack likely would have caused a major thermonuclear response which could have destroyed much of the world.

by whatilearned August 28, 2021, 3:56 am

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