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A police officer pulls up to a farm and goes to the front door of the house. As he knocks, the farmer slowly opens the door. “Sir, do you a photo of your wife?” After seeing the photo, the police officer solemnly declares. “It looks like your wife has been hit by a train.”

by cringeyjokesman August 11, 2022, 4:32 pm

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When I visited Australia, the immigration officer asked me if I had a criminal record…

by cringeyjokesman August 4, 2022, 12:58 pm

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Me: Officer, why are you crying as you’re writing me a ticket?

by cringeyjokesman July 31, 2022, 11:53 pm

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“We’re looking for a drug dealer,” said the police officer, “and you fit the description we’ve been given.”

by cringeyjokesman July 28, 2022, 10:54 pm

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TIL about Yukio Mishima, author and right wing activist who after joining the the SDF at 45 tried to spark a coup aimed at restoring the emperor and shogunate, barricaded in an office of a high rank officer committed seppuku. His second failed 3x to sever his head, another friend needed to step in.

by whatilearned July 25, 2022, 11:20 am

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TIL that in 1867, John A. Winston, a former Governor and Confederate Officer from Alabama, presented his credentials to the United States Senate as Senator-elect from Alabama. However, he was not allowed to take his seat because he refused to take the oath of allegiance to the United States.

by whatilearned July 19, 2022, 10:13 pm

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A police officer pulled me over

by cringeyjokesman July 19, 2022, 1:01 am

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An officer is at the scene of a car accident filling out a report…

by cringeyjokesman July 12, 2022, 4:42 am

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TIL that the highest-ranking US military officer of Vietnamese descent is the only survivor of a family whose killer was photographed being shot in the head in a Pulitzer-winning photograph.

by whatilearned July 5, 2022, 3:22 pm

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by CopyPastaArchive July 1, 2022, 6:42 am

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TIL In 1969, an American destroyer named USS Frank E. Evans collided with an Australian aircraft carrier in the South China Sea at 3:00am because the commanding officer was asleep and left two inexperienced lieutenants in charge. The ship turned the wrong way, collided, & sank, killing 74 people

by whatilearned June 29, 2022, 7:22 am

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A Police officer knocks on the door and says to the man “I’m sorry to say this sir but it looks like your girlfriend’s been hit by a truck.

by cringeyjokesman June 27, 2022, 8:24 am

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