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TIL that the inventor of the rotary, Felix Wankel, was an ardent anti-Semite, Nazi party member and even did two years as an SS officer

by whatilearned June 1, 2023, 3:04 pm

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Why isn’t the international fentanyl distribution scheme by the San Jose Police Officer Association (CA) not a big deal?

by QuestionGuy May 26, 2023, 9:40 pm

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Officer: The victims were sacrificed to on a shrine made of antlers.

by cringeyjokesman May 25, 2023, 9:11 am

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TIL that Kai Ryssdal, host of NPR’s ‘Marketplace’, was a US naval aviator and Pentagon staff officer attaining the rank of Lieutenant. Afterwards, he worked at a Borders bookstore for $7/hr

by whatilearned May 23, 2023, 5:49 am

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What’s the difference between an American police officer and a bullet?

by cringeyjokesman May 7, 2023, 6:07 am

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Last Night my wife dressed as a police officer and accused me of being too good in bed.

by cringeyjokesman May 4, 2023, 10:29 am

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A blonde was speeding when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car

by cringeyjokesman May 3, 2023, 2:17 am

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The passenger check-in officer asked the photon if they had any luggage.

by cringeyjokesman April 26, 2023, 2:56 pm

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TIL About Colonel James ‘Nick’ Rowe a US Army Special Forces officer who was one of the few men to escape Viet Cong captivity. Years after his escape Rowe was recalled to active duty to establish the grueling SERE Program which is now mandatory for all SOF personnel and USAF aircrews.

by whatilearned April 17, 2023, 5:33 pm

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A circus performer is driving home after a long day of training, when he is pulled over by a police officer for a broken light.

by cringeyjokesman April 17, 2023, 4:19 am

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The police just pulled me over, and the officer came up to my window and said “papers?”

by cringeyjokesman April 2, 2023, 3:46 am

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A police officer pulls over two catholic priests…

by cringeyjokesman March 25, 2023, 7:47 pm

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