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they gotta stop making stuff gay

they gotta stop making stuff gay, i cant stand it, i mean just make a ghostbusters reboot with 4 gay buff men, just going ham on each other…. kissing each other after killing ghosts……. making out in the ghostbuster’s van………. oh god…. i cant stand it…. we gotta start outlawing these damn gays

Furries are oppressed

Downvoted just for being a furry… get your heads out of your asses, people. Furries are everywhere and there’s nothing wrong with them. You aren’t cool or quirky or God’s strongest soldier because you hate them. Grow up.

Never ever do masturbation at all, it will destroy you completely.

Never ever do masturbation at all, it will destroy you completely. Below mentioned are some of the harmful effects of masturbation. 1. Mental illness2. Bad luck3. Prone to black magic spells, Mohini Tantra etc.4. Betrayal from wife, girlfriend5. Always getting betrayal in love6. Feeling of nothing is working7. Prone to Schizophrenia disease8. Financial downfall9. Failure…

Gnomes are real.

As a renowned expert in the field (holding a Ph.D. in gnomeology from the University of Aerobrepyh), it is my firm belief that gnomes most likely exist. The prevailing scientific hypothesis posits that these enigmatic beings inhabit deep underground tunnel systems situated above the Arctic Circle, with Scandinavia being the epicenter of their domain. Numerous…

GUYS I AM A RELIGIOUS JEW STOP POSTING SEXY STORIES ! ! !

i am FASTING all 30 days of RAMADAN and I CANT CONTROL myself whenever I see “13 year old BOY touches the fringe of his 69 year old GRANDMA’s CRUSTY robe and unloads 55 TONS of HOT, LIQUID, STEAMY cum on the GRANDMA and gets his STEP SISTER pregnant” JUST STOP I am on reddit…

NO NSFW CONTENT!!!

STOP POSTING NSFW!!! IT BREAKS THE RULES, I SWEAR!!!THIS SUBREDDIT SHOULD BE LITERAL COPYPASTA, NOT A NSFW SUBREDDIT. I WILL REPORT ANYONE WHO POSTS IT.