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TIL that the father of Stewart Copeland, a founding member of rock band The Police, was one of the founders of the US Central Intelligence Agency, Miles Copeland Jr.

by whatilearned August 16, 2022, 3:07 am

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TIL South Australia Police used to have a mounted camel unit as there was no other effective way to patrol the vast central deserts. The last mounted camels were retired in 1951.

by whatilearned August 14, 2022, 9:44 am

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Police raided a tautology club.

by cringeyjokesman August 13, 2022, 4:12 am

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TIL in 1987 a news broadcast was interupted by a man pointing a gun at a newscaster, whilst giving him a piece of paper to read which was his manifesto detailing the CIA and aliens. Once the police arrived he immediately put down his gun (which was revealed to be a toy) and was arrested.

by whatilearned August 12, 2022, 10:58 pm

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A police officer pulls up to a farm and goes to the front door of the house. As he knocks, the farmer slowly opens the door. “Sir, do you a photo of your wife?” After seeing the photo, the police officer solemnly declares. “It looks like your wife has been hit by a train.”

by cringeyjokesman August 11, 2022, 4:32 pm

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Someone stole the toilets from the police station

by cringeyjokesman August 8, 2022, 3:44 am

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Police officers like donuts. What do firefighters like?

by QuestionGuy August 5, 2022, 8:17 pm

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What do Texas Police and guys with delayed ejaculation disorder have in common?

by cringeyjokesman August 5, 2022, 9:22 am

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TIL a 2,000 person riot occurred in April 1998 at Ohio University after the bars closed early due to the daylight savings time change, resulting in over 30 arrests, the deployment of rubber and wooden projectiles by police, and one person being charged for punching a police horse.

by whatilearned August 5, 2022, 9:16 am

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Libertarian Police™ Department

by CopyPastaArchive August 4, 2022, 4:56 am

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Police are like a box of chocolates.

by cringeyjokesman August 3, 2022, 4:35 am

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“We’re looking for a drug dealer,” said the police officer, “and you fit the description we’ve been given.”

by cringeyjokesman July 28, 2022, 10:54 pm

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