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I pretended to be Jewish so I could marry my wife

by CopyPastaArchive November 16, 2022, 6:35 pm

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TIL We call heavy armoured fighting vehicles Tanks to keep their nature secret. The British pretended that they were water carriers or water tanks.

by whatilearned November 10, 2022, 7:35 am

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I pretended to be Michael Myers when I babysat a neighborhood family kid

by CopyPastaArchive October 13, 2022, 5:15 am

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I think every man at some point has tucked his penis between his legs and pretended he has a vagina.

by cringeyjokesman September 7, 2022, 7:53 pm

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I once had drunk sex with a girl, peed in her and pretended I came

by CopyPastaArchive August 2, 2022, 3:15 am

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TIL of Shi Pei Pu, a Chinese Opera Singer turned spy who obtained secrets from a French embassy worker for twenty years by masquerading as a woman during their sexual affair. He even took a child and pretended it was theirs.

by whatilearned April 9, 2022, 6:57 pm

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TIL about the confidence woman Sarah Wilson, who was convicted in England and sentenced to transportation and slavery in the American colonies; where she escaped and pretended to be the sister to the Queen of England, fooling many of the southern elite.

by whatilearned March 23, 2022, 1:32 am

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TIL Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead didn’t know how to play keyboard when he joined the band; he pretended to play on a keyboard that wasn’t turned on for months until he learned how, and the rest of the band was so loud they didn’t notice.

by whatilearned March 17, 2022, 8:15 pm

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TIL that Errol Flynn caused Abbott and Costello to break up. Flynn invited them & their families for dinner, and after, showed a home movie that “accidentally” was hard-core porno. While Flynn pretended to be baffled, Costello and Abbott each blamed the other for the film’s substitution.

by whatilearned February 18, 2022, 2:47 pm

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TIL Belle Gibson, the disgraced wellness influencer who profited from fake cancer claims, pretended to donate proceeds to the family of a little boy who had an inoperable brain tumour she falsely claimed was much like her own. He died from his illness in 2017 at the age of nine.

by whatilearned November 7, 2021, 9:19 am

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TIL in 1980, in an attempt to rescue six US embassy workers stranded in Iran after the Embassy was stormed, the CIA created an entire fake movie called “Argo”, with a screenplay, cover art, as well as having promotional material distributed. The diplomats then pretended to be filmmakers and escaped.

by whatilearned August 25, 2021, 11:49 am

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TIL when a serial killer broke into a woman’s apartment, choked her roommate out & started choking her, she let her body go limp & pretended to pass out. While he was preparing to kill the roommate, she jumped of out a window & called for help. The roommate was saved & the serial killer got caught

by whatilearned August 16, 2021, 9:08 am

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