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this sub is legit just predators pretending to be 14 year olds talking to other predators

by CopyPastaArchive May 5, 2022, 2:07 pm

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TIL a supposedly cursed Lipinski Stradivarius violin was stolen by a small-time weed dealer from Milwaukee who became obsessed with the violin while pretending to be a high-end art thief.

by whatilearned April 25, 2022, 2:00 am

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You ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you’re a wet rhino on the African savanna during the first rain in years. If not why?

by QuestionGuy April 16, 2022, 11:28 pm

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TIL of John Deydras, an imposter pretending to be King Edward II due to being swapped at birth. When arrested he challenged the real king to single combat and was found guilty of sedition. He claimed his cat was the devil in diguise and caused him to do it. Both he and the cat were hanged.

by whatilearned April 11, 2022, 5:12 am

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TIL the ruler of Montenegro from 1767 to 1773, Šćepan Mali (‘Stephen the Little’) gained power by pretending to be Tsar Peter III of Russia, who had been dead since 1762.

by whatilearned March 4, 2022, 3:19 pm

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I’m sexually attracted to CareBears and I’m tired of pretending I’m not

by CopyPastaArchive February 21, 2022, 5:06 pm

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TIL during the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russians made a small “mouse” hole into a secure anti-doping lab and exchanged “clean” urine samples for those showing their athletes’ PED use. Over 100 dirty samples were smuggled out by a Russian agent pretending to be a sewer engineer.

by whatilearned February 10, 2022, 2:17 pm

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What screams that “I’m just pretending to be confident, I actually have low self-esteem?”

by QuestionGuy January 30, 2022, 5:58 pm

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An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician…

by cringeyjokesman January 28, 2022, 6:11 am

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TIL in one of his numerous periods of disfavor with Charles II, John Wilmot (2nd Earl of Rochester) spent some time pretending to be a doctor, treating women for infertility. This also involved pretending to be a woman in order to avoid suspicion when inspecting young women

by whatilearned November 28, 2021, 1:50 pm

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TIL that Lenny Bruce was discharged from the US Navy for pretending to be a cross-dresser. Lenny wished to quiet the Navy after serving for 3 years during WW2 and devised the said plan for getting honorably discharged.

by whatilearned November 25, 2021, 4:08 pm

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When can people stop pretending being overweight is normal and inspiring?

by QuestionGuy October 22, 2021, 10:37 am

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