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There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke…

by cringeyjokesman June 2, 2023, 11:17 am

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TIL that the longest running laboratory experiment in history, the Pitch Drop experiment, had its seventh drop fall in 1988. However, nobody witnessed it and its custodian, Professor John Mainstone, had stepped out to get a drink the moment the drop occurred.

by whatilearned May 20, 2023, 3:04 am

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Linguistics Professor (classic)

by cringeyjokesman May 8, 2023, 2:07 pm

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TIL General P. G. T. Beauregard won the first battle of the U.S. Civil War at Fort Sumter after defeating his old West Point professor Major Robert Anderson.

by whatilearned May 1, 2023, 6:16 pm

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As a dudeologist and expert in bro theory i say this is a rare miss from the professor.

by CopyPastaArchive April 26, 2023, 6:16 pm

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TIL There is no patent for the chicken nugget. The process to make the processed poultry product was invented by Robert C. Baker, a food sciences professor at Cornell University who published papers pertaining to possible poultry recipes in the 1950s.

by whatilearned April 14, 2023, 11:40 am

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As i dudeologist and expert in bro theory i say this is a rare miss from the professor.

by CopyPastaArchive April 12, 2023, 7:28 pm

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TIL Terrence Howard, the actor from Empire and Iron Man (I), studied chemical engineering until he dropped out after disagreeing with a professor, with Howard insisting that 1×1 = 2, explaining “you can’t conform when you know innately that something is wrong”.

by whatilearned April 6, 2023, 11:32 am

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Do you guys think that professor oak, ash’s mom, and her mr. Mime had a threesome?

by CopyPastaArchive April 2, 2023, 3:48 am

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TIL: an Italian former porn star, Carlo Masi, quit porn to do research in applied mathematics, got his PhD, taught real analysis, became a professor, and then got sacked for being a former porn star. He sued and won against the university.

by whatilearned March 31, 2023, 9:09 am

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My professor made me write a 30 page essay on differentiates an integer from a decimal…

by cringeyjokesman March 28, 2023, 9:22 am

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The professor told me, “You don’t deserve an A for this essay!”

by cringeyjokesman March 27, 2023, 2:04 am

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