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Just got a promotion on the farm

by cringeyjokesman August 17, 2022, 11:48 am

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TIL Michael E. Langley a U.S. Marine Corps Lt. Gen. Who serves as Commander of U.S. Marine Corps Force Command is nominated for promotion to general and assignment commander of U.S. Africa Command. If confirmed, he would be the first black four-star general in Marine Corps history.

by whatilearned July 21, 2022, 6:31 pm

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Promotion

by cringeyjokesman July 21, 2022, 12:41 pm

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TIL The film Dr. No features a replica of the painting ‘Portrait of the Duke of Wellington’ by Goya in the villian’s lair because the original had been stolen the year earlier. The replica was used for film promotion and like the original it was later stolen.

by whatilearned July 2, 2022, 12:16 pm

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A blonde comes home to surprise her husband after getting a promotion at her job.

by cringeyjokesman June 27, 2022, 6:16 am

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HARD WORK AND SELF PROMOTION EQUAL HARD DICK AND HOT CUM

by CopyPastaArchive June 1, 2022, 6:33 pm

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How did the scarecrow get a promotion?

by cringeyjokesman May 24, 2022, 2:44 pm

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TIL of the McDonalds Monopoly Scandal. In 2001, the U.S. promotion was halted after fraud was uncovered. The fraud spread nationwide and even involved Gennaro “Jerry” Colombo of the Colombo crime family.

by whatilearned May 4, 2022, 11:59 pm

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TIL of SC Tasmania 1900 Berlin. A German football club who, after the only other team in Berlin were kicked out the league got an unexpected promotion to the top league. The German FA wanted to keep a club in the city of Berlin for political reasons. They remain the worst team in Bundesliga history.

by whatilearned May 4, 2022, 12:09 pm

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TIL American Express once ran a promotion of $10 back on any purchase. Stores had rows of credit card machines lined up, with some people swiping dozens of cards to earn hundreds in cash back

by whatilearned April 11, 2022, 7:59 pm

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TIL In 1985 Microsoft and ASCII built a 18 meter tall, 30 meter long dinosaur in Tokyo to celebrate the sale of 1 million MSX computers. Bill Gates did not know about this promotion (that cost at least 750,000 dollars) and it led to Microsoft and ASCII parting ways.

by whatilearned February 14, 2022, 11:37 pm

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The board of directors for Old McDonald’s Farm has decided to give me a promotion.

by cringeyjokesman February 9, 2022, 7:26 pm

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