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Two nuns who worked in a hospital were out driving in the country when they ran out of gas. As they were standing beside their car on the shoulder of the road, a truck approached them

by cringeyjokesman July 3, 2022, 2:38 am

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TIL Gene Roddenberry (creator of Star Trek) was a Pan Am jet pilot & survived a desert crash (Pan Am Flight 121) helping to rescue passengers post crash. Just prior to the crash he ran back to help everyone brace/prepare for impact. The entire remaining flight-crew in the cockpit were killed.

by whatilearned June 25, 2022, 10:10 am

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I saw 3 grown ups pushing and punching a little girl the other day, so i ran over and helped

by cringeyjokesman June 22, 2022, 2:29 am

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I recently ran a ½ marathon.

by cringeyjokesman June 20, 2022, 9:16 pm

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I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden…

by cringeyjokesman June 19, 2022, 11:27 pm

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If Netflix ran the world, a year would only be 6 months…

by cringeyjokesman May 31, 2022, 3:03 pm

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TIL that a Wall Street restaurant, The Exchange Buffet, operated on the honour system, where customers would tally their own bills. It ran successfully from 1885 to 1963

by whatilearned May 23, 2022, 10:26 pm

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if your ass was split sideways, do you think it would clap when you ran down the stairs? do you think it would go “plplplpl” when you go down a slide?

by QuestionGuy May 21, 2022, 8:59 pm

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I had to break up with my girlfriend after I ran over her feet with a lawnmower…

by cringeyjokesman May 12, 2022, 10:42 pm

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If Smaug appeared and ran a financial institution, how much would you trust the dragon Smaug over a traditional bank? What incentives and benefits would Smaug offer?

by QuestionGuy May 12, 2022, 12:50 pm

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The word “cum”, but i ran it through google translate a couple of times, and then back to english.

by CopyPastaArchive May 12, 2022, 6:45 am

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NSFW Tag, but I replaced a few words with words, and ran it through Google Translate a few times.

by CopyPastaArchive May 11, 2022, 10:29 pm

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