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rick roll but verbose

by CopyPastaArchive June 10, 2022, 6:18 am

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What stupid inconvenience makes you stop, sigh, roll your eyes, and go on with your day?

by QuestionGuy June 5, 2022, 3:44 pm

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God I wanna be inflated so bad, I wanna shove a fucking hosepipe up my ass while my belly expands to an enormous size, slowly becoming more and more helpless until I need someone to roll me around like a big stupid beach ball, I wanna hear my fucking belly gurgle and slosh as I’m being rolled

by CopyPastaArchive May 20, 2022, 10:43 pm

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Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?

by cringeyjokesman May 9, 2022, 8:05 pm

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What makes you roll your eyes every time you hear it?

by QuestionGuy May 5, 2022, 1:54 pm

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TIL that car robberies are so common in Oakland, CA that some residents roll down their windows and unlock their doors to prevent damage to their vehicles.

by whatilearned April 27, 2022, 5:10 pm

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rick roll badly translated

by CopyPastaArchive April 16, 2022, 11:31 pm

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Get paid $1,000 a day but you must do at least 1 good deed a day, the moment you miss a day the game is over and you will be fined $1 million which according to the math will require you to do 1,000 consecutive good deeds in a roll amounting to 2.73 years of goodness, would you do it?

by QuestionGuy April 13, 2022, 1:32 pm

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A horse in a barn was listening to some rock and roll on the radio…

by cringeyjokesman March 26, 2022, 2:03 am

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TIL I learned test pilot Alvin “Tex” Johnston did a barrel roll of a prototype Boeing 707 – unauthorized – in front of a crowd of 250,000 people at the 1955 Sea Fair hydroplane races. He flew the plane upside down, and then did a final barrel roll. He was not fired the next day, but it was close.

by whatilearned March 20, 2022, 9:03 pm

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”

by cringeyjokesman March 16, 2022, 11:11 pm

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Based on the last photo in your camera roll, how good will the sex be?

by QuestionGuy March 10, 2022, 5:14 am

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