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I’ve seen enough. As a lifelong Minecraft fan I without a doubt can confirm that dream is the worst thing to happen to this game. I’ve sadly decided to delete Minecraft and take my talents to your mom where dreams toxic waste hasn’t reached. Thanks a lot Dream, Minecraft is ruined.

by CopyPastaArchive July 25, 2022, 1:56 am

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The guy who invented NFTs has gone on record saying he did it as a way to combat digital art theft and gives artists a way to prove ownership of their work, yet sadly NFTs have become a common way of committing art theft. What lesson can we take away from this?

by QuestionGuy June 27, 2022, 12:47 am

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TIL the Jimmy Eat World song ‘Hear Me Now’ was in tribute to Mykel and Carli Allan, arguably the biggest Weezer fans of all time. Often they would take in up coming bands, including Jimmy Eat World. Sadly they died in a car accident , along with their sister, after leaving a Weezer concert.

by whatilearned June 18, 2022, 10:53 pm

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For years, my wife and I had sex as soon as we woke up. Sadly, she passed away.

by cringeyjokesman June 18, 2022, 1:51 pm

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Came from 4chan but didn’t think to screenshot it sadly

by CopyPastaArchive June 15, 2022, 8:38 am

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TIL: Sadly, children in their first year of life (infants aged less than 1 year) are a massive 15% of all child abuse cases

by whatilearned June 13, 2022, 5:57 am

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TIL popular German metal band Rammstein are named after Ramstein airshow disaster. The second “M” was initially added by mistake, but the band eventually embraced the misspelling. Sadly there were 70 fatalities.

by whatilearned June 1, 2022, 2:51 pm

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TIL that between 1854 and 1921 in the US, over 250,000 children were transported on “Orphan Trains” to be adopted by new families; many found new homes, but, sadly, sometimes the “adoptions” were little more than auctions and the children pressed into forced farm labor.

by whatilearned May 28, 2022, 4:33 am

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My little brother won a goldfish at the local fair. Sadly, the next morning he was floating dead in his little pond.

by cringeyjokesman April 27, 2022, 11:54 pm

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A man comes up to the widow at the funeral of his old friend and says, “Mind if I say a word?” She nods. The man clears his throat and says gently “Plethora.” The wife smiles sadly and replies “Thanks—that means a lot.”

by cringeyjokesman April 21, 2022, 6:53 pm

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An old joke from my childhood that is sadly relevant again.

by cringeyjokesman March 15, 2022, 12:43 am

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TIL that in 2009 a man checked into a hotel in Sligo, Ireland, gave a fake name and paid in cash. He then got rid of all his possessions and sadly completed suicide. He had cut out all the tags from his clothes so nobody is even sure what country he was from. The case is still unsolved today.

by whatilearned March 9, 2022, 12:34 pm

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