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A tribe of cannibals sentence someone to death.

by cringeyjokesman August 1, 2021, 10:08 am

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TIL Michael Godwin, convicted murderer, was initially given a death sentence by electrocution before being reduced to life imprisonment. Godwin died from electrocution when he bit into wires while attempting to fix a broken television set at the same time sitting on a metal toilet in his prison cell

by whatilearned July 31, 2021, 10:36 am

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Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim. After taking some time to size Jim up and decide that he can trust him, Carl tells Jim about his plan to escape. “You see” Carl says “for the first 5 years I was inside, I trained my digestive system to follow my command.

by cringeyjokesman July 22, 2021, 11:24 am

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what sentence would make you a billionaire if you got a dollar each time someone said it?

by QuestionGuy July 21, 2021, 1:27 pm

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I’ll never forget my son’s 89th sentence

by cringeyjokesman July 21, 2021, 1:03 pm

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The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

by cringeyjokesman July 21, 2021, 2:47 am

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TIL American rapper Jay-Z stabbed a man at an album release party, with a 5 inch blade in the stomach, after rumors the man was behind the bootlegging of one of his albums. He later pleaded guilty to third-degree assault, accepting a 3 year probation sentence.

by whatilearned July 11, 2021, 2:05 pm

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TIL of Thomas de Mahy, Marquis de Favras; a French aristocrat whose last words were “I see that you have made three spelling mistakes”, upon reading his death sentence warrant.

by whatilearned July 9, 2021, 8:05 pm

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TIL that Genrich Altshuller, a Soviet engineer, was given a 25-year prison sentence for sending Joseph Stalin a letter explaining a desire to improve Soviet engineering. He later went on to write science fiction books and found a famous engineering school.

by whatilearned July 4, 2021, 1:27 pm

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What perfectly ordinary sentence today would be absolute gibberish a century ago?

by QuestionGuy July 3, 2021, 8:46 pm

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You are on an awkward first date. You want to leave immediately. What sentence can you say to get the other person to end the date?

by QuestionGuy July 3, 2021, 1:30 pm

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TIL Paul Geidel currently holds the record for longest prison sentence served in the United States, serving a sentence from 1911 – 1980 for murdering the neighbor of a Manhattan district attorney. Geidel was eligible for parole in 1974 but opted to remain in prison instead.

by whatilearned June 30, 2021, 2:25 pm

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