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TIL that Queen Victoria considered Former President Millard Fillmore to be the handsomest man she’d ever met.

by whatilearned September 6, 2022, 8:22 pm

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I told my wife I was gonna start smoking pot. She said if I did she’d leave me. I guess it’s true what they say…

by cringeyjokesman July 31, 2022, 10:31 am

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I met a girl at a club the other night who said she’d show me a good time and incredibly, when we got outside…

by cringeyjokesman July 26, 2022, 10:46 am

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TIL that humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour. By age 70, humans lose an average of 105 pounds of skin.

by whatilearned June 24, 2022, 1:36 am

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Anybody else feels like giving up on everything, finding a small shed somewhere remote, growing their own food and just be?

by QuestionGuy June 15, 2022, 8:17 pm

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TIL Billie Holiday was arrested on drug charges in 1947 and tried in utterly bizarre circumstances. The prosecutor asked for leniency, while her defense attorney convinced her to plead guilty, assuring her she’d be sent to a hospital. Instead, the judge sentenced her to a year in federal prison.

by whatilearned June 14, 2022, 12:03 am

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My wife said she’d like us to save money for her to get breast implants

by cringeyjokesman June 8, 2022, 5:57 pm

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TIL that in the operatic song in The Fifth Element, composer Eric Sierra “purposely wrote un-singable things” so she’d sound like an alien. When opera singer Inva Muls came for the part, “she sang 85% of what [Eric] thought was technically impossible”, the rest being assembled in the studio.

by whatilearned June 6, 2022, 6:01 pm

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TIL humans are experts at sweating. In 1 hour, a horse can lose about 100grams of water per sq meter of skin. However, a human can easily shed 500grams per sq meter, which helped our ancestors become unrivalled predators as we can stalk prey until they collapse from heat exhaustion

by whatilearned May 28, 2022, 4:06 pm

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When my wife told me she’d leave me if I didn’t stop acting like a flamingo,

by cringeyjokesman May 25, 2022, 6:50 pm

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I told a woman that she’d drawn her eyebrows on too high.

by cringeyjokesman May 24, 2022, 2:21 am

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TIL the final Hercule Poirot novel “Curtain” was written in the early 1940’s, when author Agatha Christie wasn’t sure she’d survive World War II and wanted to give the character a proper send-off. She then locked it away and had it published shortly before her death in the 1970’s.

by whatilearned April 23, 2022, 5:15 am

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