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TIL that there’s a frozen dead guy in a Tuff Shed in Colorado that has been “preserved” for 27 years with a twice-a-month dry ice run.

by whatilearned January 14, 2022, 2:38 am

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My wife told me that before I come to bed, she’d like me to start the dishwasher, set the coffee maker, and bring her some water.

by cringeyjokesman December 8, 2021, 7:29 am

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Woman stopped me at the station and said for twenty bucks she’d do things my wife would never dream of …

by cringeyjokesman November 28, 2021, 2:28 pm

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TIL: NYC Sandhogs were curious about their pensions lady being able to afford private jet trips and expensive watches – turned out that she’d stole $42 million dollars from their pension fund!

by whatilearned November 24, 2021, 9:23 am

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My shed

by CopyPastaArchive November 19, 2021, 2:48 pm

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TIL Baby Doe Tabor went from rags to riches to rags again after her husband lost his fortune the panic of 1893. She lived in a mining tool shed for 30 years in Leadville Colorado and was found frozen to death at the age of 81.

by whatilearned November 12, 2021, 6:26 am

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I asked my wife I was the only one she’d ever been with

by cringeyjokesman November 10, 2021, 3:34 am

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My girlfriend said she’d break up with me if I kept singing oasis

by cringeyjokesman October 23, 2021, 7:46 pm

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Whilst clearing out the shed I found a box full of dead batteries.

by cringeyjokesman October 10, 2021, 5:07 pm

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TIL that dogs shed in the fall; the older hair is pushed out so that their new winter-resistant undercoat can grow in, and the shedding process is progressive – so the dog hair on my clothes and on my floor and in my mouth is only a moderate amount compared with what’s to come.

by whatilearned October 9, 2021, 10:38 pm

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TIL that in the 1970s, Cyndi Lauper (“Girls Just Want to Have Fun”) was a vocalist for cover bands which played hits by Led Zeppelin, Jefferson Airplane, Bad Company, and Janis Joplin. And during that time she damaged her vocal cords so badly that doctors believed she’d never be able to sing again.

by whatilearned September 14, 2021, 3:19 pm

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When my wife said she’d be with me until I was old and gray

by cringeyjokesman September 4, 2021, 1:31 pm

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