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What do you call a snail without a shell?

by cringeyjokesman September 6, 2022, 12:56 am

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My wife says if I get 1000 upvotes she’ll give me a blowjob.

by cringeyjokesman August 28, 2022, 9:05 am

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So when Aphrodite sprawls out bare-ass naked in a giant clam shell, she’s a “goddess.”

by cringeyjokesman August 27, 2022, 11:10 pm

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TIL that Fort Castillo de San Marcos is a fort constructed out of cannonball-eating coquina stone (sea shell rock).

by whatilearned August 22, 2022, 3:03 pm

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TIL Tortoise shells aren’t just for protection. The shells are connected directly into the tortoise’s nervous system. These nerves give the shell the ability to transmit both pleasure and pain sensations.

by whatilearned August 9, 2022, 2:00 pm

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My pet snail lost his shell

by cringeyjokesman August 2, 2022, 10:52 am

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TIL that in 1995 when a lawsuit was brought against Shell Oil for the execution of Ken Saro-Wiwa and 8 men in Nigeria, Shell settled out of court for $15.5 million.

by whatilearned July 15, 2022, 12:38 am

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TIL Salvador Dali designed 500 ashtrays for Air India incorporating elements of a shell, snake, elephant and a swan in its design. In return, Dali demanded a Baby Elephant as a payment.

by whatilearned June 25, 2022, 1:04 am

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Call a girl beautiful thousand times and she’ll not even notice. Call a girl fat once and she’ll never forget.

by cringeyjokesman June 20, 2022, 9:55 am

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TIL Pearls are produced when an irritant such as a parasite enters a mollusc’s shell. The mollusc secretes aragonite and conchiolin that creates nacre (aka mother of pearl) which encases the irritant.

by whatilearned June 14, 2022, 5:09 pm

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TIL in 1967, hundreds of Singaporean men panicked that their penises were disappearing into their abdomen. They were actually fine but had succumbed to a culture-bound delusion disorder known as koro, which means turtle (as in a turtle’s head retracting into its shell)

by whatilearned May 29, 2022, 1:13 pm

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TIL about David Angell. A writer for Fraiser and who co-wrote an episode where a stranger leaves a message for Fraiser saying she’ll arrive on American Flight 11. Angell and his wife were among those who were killed at the WTC on 9/11. They were passengers on American Airlines Flight 11.

by whatilearned May 8, 2022, 7:20 am

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