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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”

by cringeyjokesman May 26, 2023, 9:58 pm

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What would you do if you had a genetic mutation that would allow you to skip sleep without any side effects?

by QuestionGuy May 23, 2023, 11:46 am

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What are some creative “guy who’s too nice to cuss” insults (ex. “I hope both side of your pillow are warm”)?

by QuestionGuy May 18, 2023, 2:23 am

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TIL Luffas grow on a vine on land! Not in the sea like I thought. It’s also edible before it gets to the scrubby spongy stage. TY to the little luffa farm in SLO. Side note it looks like a big cucumber at first.

by whatilearned May 16, 2023, 3:35 am

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When you sleep alone on a bed big enough for 2, do you pick a side or sleep in the middle?

by QuestionGuy May 15, 2023, 6:41 am

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greedy money-stealing friends so I escaped to the dark side of the moon

by CopyPastaArchive May 12, 2023, 11:09 pm

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Marijuana users of Reddit, what is the biggest negative side effect of your habit?

by QuestionGuy May 8, 2023, 7:02 pm

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A drunk man hails a taxi. When the cab pulls over, the drunk sticks his head in the passenger side window and asks the driver, “Have you got room here for a whole lobster and three bottles of wine?” “Sure.” replies the driver.

by cringeyjokesman May 6, 2023, 4:52 am

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Cassette tapes have side A and side B…

by cringeyjokesman May 4, 2023, 2:31 am

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Side Effects Copypasta

by CopyPastaArchive May 2, 2023, 6:43 pm

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My wife told me to find my feminine side

by cringeyjokesman May 2, 2023, 2:51 pm

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Dark side of the moon is the most pretentious hippie bullshit I’ve ever heard

by CopyPastaArchive April 30, 2023, 6:34 pm

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