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One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.”

by cringeyjokesman July 6, 2022, 1:48 am

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The Ultimate Stuffed Crust Pizza Commercial Ft. Roger Craig Smith

by CopyPastaArchive June 28, 2022, 5:38 am

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow

by cringeyjokesman June 20, 2022, 8:05 am

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TIL that Captain Smith of the Titanic disaster (15 April 1912) was the Captain of the Olympic when she collided with a warship (20 Sep 1911). Olympic was the sister ship of Titanic and the repairs from the collision, back in Belfast, actually delayed Titanic’s maiden voyage from 20 March to 10 April

by whatilearned June 8, 2022, 12:04 pm

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TIL the voice of Leon, a Michael Jackson impersonator on The Simpsons, was credited to “John Jay Smith”. This was actually Jackson himself, who used a fake name for contractual reasons.

by whatilearned May 17, 2022, 1:58 pm

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Mr. Smith is 80 years old

by cringeyjokesman April 25, 2022, 1:31 pm

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TIL that in 1989, aged 52, Bill Wyman bassist of The Rolling Stones married 18-year-old Mandy Smith. The story took another surprising turn in 1993, when Wyman’s 30-year-old son from his first marriage, Stephen, married Smith’s mother, Patsy, who was then aged 46.

by whatilearned April 19, 2022, 10:54 am

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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith…

by cringeyjokesman April 17, 2022, 1:26 pm

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Names usually come from an occupation of a distant ancestor. Smith comes from blacksmithing. Lyman comes from farming Lye. Miller comes from a guy who works at a mill.

by cringeyjokesman April 14, 2022, 3:34 am

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TIL that an older woman of 70, Chau Smith, ran 7 marathons on 7 continents in 7 days

by whatilearned April 9, 2022, 9:15 pm

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What do Putin, Batman and Will Smith have in common?

by cringeyjokesman April 3, 2022, 2:43 pm

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Anyone else sick of the same Chris Rock/Will Smith videos and variations being posted? What else is overdone in your opinion?

by QuestionGuy April 1, 2022, 9:36 pm

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