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“What’s wrong with your peas?” a man asked his son.

by cringeyjokesman May 28, 2023, 1:23 pm

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TIL that in 1210, King John of England imprisoned a noble named Maud de Braose with her son William in a dungeon beneath Corfe Castle, and left there to starve to death. When their bodies were retrieved 11 days later, it was found that Maud had eaten parts of her son’s body before she died.

by whatilearned May 28, 2023, 9:27 am

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I let mine 5 year old son play this game

by CopyPastaArchive May 27, 2023, 7:30 pm

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My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent

by cringeyjokesman May 27, 2023, 3:02 pm

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TIL of Daniel Sickles. He shot the son of Francis Scott Key in broad daylight for sleeping with his wife, and was the first person acquitted under the insanity defense. Later he was appointed a Union general, and lost his leg disobeying orders. He regularly claimed to be 6 years younger than he was.

by whatilearned May 27, 2023, 4:43 am

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My son was very upset when he found out he was adopted.

by cringeyjokesman May 25, 2023, 9:54 pm

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I caught my son jerking off to pictures of gigachad

by CopyPastaArchive May 25, 2023, 2:31 pm

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Last night my son asked, “daddy, when will I have a big peepee like you?”

by cringeyjokesman May 24, 2023, 12:33 am

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TIL J.J. Thomson, Nobel prize winning physicist, had 6 of his students win a Nobel prize in physics, and 2 of his students win a Nobel prize in chemistry. Additionally, his son also won a Nobel prize in physics.

by whatilearned May 23, 2023, 9:14 pm

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TIL in Waco Texas, 1916, a black 17 year old was severely mutilated and burned alive while 10-15,000 people watched and cheered. One man held his young son on his shoulder so he could see.

by whatilearned May 23, 2023, 4:34 pm

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TIL the navigator Henry Hudson was cast adrift by mutineers, along with his son and six others in 1611, in Hudson Bay. They were never seen again.

by whatilearned May 23, 2023, 3:10 pm

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TIL Independent Chinese families are classified accordingly to their stove. In the case of a father’s death, the eldest son inherits the stove and the younger brothers transfer the coals to their own new stoves. This invites the Stove god to join their new households and is called “pun chu”.

by whatilearned May 21, 2023, 7:08 pm

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