Welcome to CopyPasta Database

The internet's largest database of copypastas. 400,000+ copypastas archived.

A copypasta is a block of text written by users online, to be copy-pasted across the internet for a funny or "meme" effect. CopypastaDB archives these memes on a daily basis to preserve this key part of internet heritage.

Attention: All copypastas found in this database are satire and should not be taken seriously. If you find any particularly offensive copypasta, report it here.

Search for a copypasta

Trending pastas

Popular pastas (all-time)

Latest comments

  1. DIGSFBBAWTD,HY.MMTMIIWFTLGTWHTMD&FIWFST&IGSBBAWTD,HY.SIJGTSTWFTILWI,BTAOBTITWD.LFSD,HN.SYEBISFID?HN.TFC?D,HN.BBB?AFWD?HY.H.YB.HTBBBAFWD,H.Y.

New copypastas

I HATE Sunfish

I HATE Sunfish So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was \~too mean\~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I’m posting it here. \[Rated NC-17 for language.\] Disclaimer, I care about marine life more…

Instagram reels comment of a disabled white boy in a wheelchair

Mane what’s going on witcha young buck you brush ya big ass teeth with a broom n wd40 don’t it yo ass build wooden chairs n tables with ya top n bottom row big grill havin ahh lil nigga mane yo ass hear shit you heard from yesterday and what’s next to come too don’t…

arthur morgan swimming pools

Now ive done rob some trains for dutch Gonna give to camp 36 years old but I still love to be at camp Been there since a boah never gonna leave the camp Donate to camp and loyalty is what I do I was at Valentine looking for people to rob Just tryna help the…

I think my ex husband is putting legos up his butt

Hi, my ex husband (33M) and I (23F) just recently got into building legos together on our days off☺️ however, I’ve been noticing that some of the smaller pieces have been going missing when I’m not around. I’ve asked him about it, but he denies ever seeing where they went. Recently, I happened to see…

For all u baseball jerkers

Who is the most physically attractive mascot in MLB? I gotta go with Mrs. Met. She’s just so sweet and always smiling. Her smile is the ray of light which saves me whenever I’m in a dark place. I die inside everytime I look at her beautiful eyes and my heart skips a beat when…

Hate blow jobs because men expect me to deepthroat and force me to

Is deepthroating necessary for most guys? Whenever I try it starts to hurt and I gag. My bf will usually try to force me to do it and my throat has bled from it. Now my throat almost instinctually closes up and the more he tried to push my head down the more it closes…