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What do you call the testicles of a man who’s had a vasectomy?

by cringeyjokesman July 26, 2022, 11:23 am

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A guy finally gets up the courage to go see a doctor about his four testicles.

by cringeyjokesman July 16, 2022, 8:49 am

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TIL that the surgeon August Bier tested on his own assistant a form of anesthesia consisting of injecting cocaine directly into the spine, and to check how effective it was, he stuck a needle in his leg, hit him in the shins with a hammer, ripped off his pubic hair and even squeezed his testicles.

by whatilearned July 5, 2022, 12:37 pm

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Why are wonka’s a good name for testicles?

by cringeyjokesman July 4, 2022, 9:23 am

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TIL The female spotted hyena has a ‘pseudo penis’ that extends almost 8 inches and is shaped and positioned exactly like a penis. It also has a pair of testicles and the ‘penis’ can get erections.

by whatilearned July 1, 2022, 10:12 pm

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TIL Japanese have a legend of well endowed raccoon-dogs, popular as garden statues, “Tanukis” have been known to use their testicles as makeshift raincoats, as weapons, and as drums. They knead and massage them into the shape they desire, and often impersonate humans to buy alcohol and delicacies.

by whatilearned June 27, 2022, 3:54 pm

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TIL male testicles are always visibly moving due to responses to temperature and arousal changes.

by whatilearned June 23, 2022, 5:24 pm

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Did you know? If you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base….

by cringeyjokesman June 21, 2022, 5:51 am

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TIL in 2005, a Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England in a rugby match.

by whatilearned May 23, 2022, 10:32 am

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What do the testicles of a priest look like?

by cringeyjokesman May 18, 2022, 10:10 pm

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getting hit in the testicles is not funny. (r/teenagers)

by CopyPastaArchive May 10, 2022, 2:38 am

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TIL that Neuticles are implantable fake dog testicles invented by Gregg Miller, a man who believed that neutered male dogs really miss their balls a lot. The first commercially implanted Neuticles went into a dog in 1995 with over half a million pairs sold since at an average cost of $310 per pair.

by whatilearned May 2, 2022, 4:42 pm

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