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i picked up my poop with my hands and threw it out the window

by CopyPastaArchive February 1, 2023, 2:45 pm

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A guy threw mayo at me yesterday…

by cringeyjokesman January 25, 2023, 11:27 am

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My neighbor got drunk last night and threw up in the elevator.

by cringeyjokesman January 20, 2023, 1:13 am

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TIL of Annie Robinson, a stewardess who survived the sinking of The Titanic, but suffered from such strong PTSD, that she threw herself overboard to her death less than three years later on the SS Devonian, after she had a reaction to the sound of the ship’s whistle.

by whatilearned January 16, 2023, 10:07 pm

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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed twenty people.

by cringeyjokesman January 6, 2023, 2:49 am

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TIL On June 12, 1970,”Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis did something that, by all rights, should be completely impossible: He went and threw a no-hitter despite being high as a kite on lysergic acid diethylamide, otherwise known as acid.”

by whatilearned December 26, 2022, 3:25 am

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TIL Kurt Cobain sabotaged his own concert by teasing Smells Like Teen Spirit and playing lesser known songs because the crowd threw garbage at the all-girl opening act.

by whatilearned December 22, 2022, 7:20 pm

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TIL about Red Bull’s genius marketing move where they threw empty cans of their brand near hot spots like bars, pubs, college campuses, and nightclubs which created the impression that the brand is in demand and made more people want to buy a Redbull.

by whatilearned December 17, 2022, 9:47 am

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I used my cousin’s jizz as lube, Almost threw up.

by CopyPastaArchive December 10, 2022, 2:47 pm

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TIL that at the first ever World Cup in Uruguay, an American trainer ran into the field to help an injured player. He threw down his medical bag and accidentally broke a bottle of chloroform that was inside, knocking himself out on the pitch. He had to be stretchered off.

by whatilearned December 1, 2022, 5:19 pm

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TIL in 1905, American millionaire George Kessler threw himself a birthday party at the Savoy Hotel in London that involved flooding the entire courtyard with four feet of water so his guests could dine in gondolas and a five foot birthday cake brought out to them on the back of a baby elephant.

by whatilearned November 14, 2022, 6:13 pm

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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 men.

by cringeyjokesman November 13, 2022, 4:56 am

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