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The toilet paper at my parents’ house is like John Wayne.

by cringeyjokesman February 6, 2023, 7:49 pm

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What’s worse than a cold toilet seat?

by cringeyjokesman February 6, 2023, 11:59 am

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What’s your advise to someone who’s toilet clogs almost every time he poops in it?

by QuestionGuy February 5, 2023, 8:30 pm

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Guys of Reddit -When you piss in a toilet at someone’s house, do you aim for the sides or the water?

by QuestionGuy February 5, 2023, 11:00 am

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TIL your computer keyboard is 20,589 times dirtier than a toilet seat. The average office keyboard has 3,543,000 colony-forming units (CFU) of bacteria per square inch while your average toilet seat only has 172 CFU per square inch

by whatilearned January 31, 2023, 4:49 am

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TIL that when you flush the toilet, stool particles fly up, up to five feet in the air.

by whatilearned January 29, 2023, 7:50 am

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Why does Chuck Norris never have to flush the toilet?

by cringeyjokesman January 25, 2023, 2:49 am

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Due to rising costs, I stopped using toilet paper. Instead, I’m using newspaper now

by cringeyjokesman January 20, 2023, 5:59 pm

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TIL that before the invention and introduction of toilet paper to the US dried corn cobs we’re one of the preferred methods of wiping after using the bathroom.

by whatilearned January 20, 2023, 12:08 pm

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Two skidmarks are stuck to the side of the toilet bowl.

by cringeyjokesman January 16, 2023, 9:38 am

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Assholes of Reddit, why do you piss on the toilet seat in public restrooms? Could you maybe not?

by QuestionGuy January 12, 2023, 11:39 pm

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Son: “Dad, what’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?” Dad: “I don’t know.”

by cringeyjokesman January 12, 2023, 3:04 pm

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