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The European Union is proposing to build a public toilet in Brussels.

by cringeyjokesman January 27, 2022, 6:46 pm

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People who hoarded toilet paper at the beginning of the pandemic, how clean is your ass?

by QuestionGuy January 26, 2022, 11:34 pm

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Why is Karl Marx’s toilet so noisy?

by cringeyjokesman January 23, 2022, 11:33 pm

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TIL in 1995 a man got so drunk on a United Airlines flight from Buenos Aires to New York, that he climbed on a service trolley and defecated. Because of political figures on board, emergency landing wasn’t an option so everyone had to endure 4 more hours in a Boeing 767 sized toilet.

by whatilearned January 23, 2022, 12:07 pm

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A reply to a comment about centipedes hiding under a toilet

by CopyPastaArchive January 23, 2022, 8:21 am

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Did you know that Sean Connery wrote an entire book on the toilet?

by cringeyjokesman January 23, 2022, 4:16 am

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TIL British adults spend an average of 3 hours and 9 minutes on the toilet each week, compared to 1 hour and 30 minutes being physically active. The average British adult spends more time on the toilet than they do exercising.

by whatilearned January 21, 2022, 1:39 pm

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Oh boy do I fucking hate privatized toilet paper.

by CopyPastaArchive January 19, 2022, 2:56 pm

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I wish I was a toilet at a sorority house

by CopyPastaArchive January 18, 2022, 10:32 am

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People that flush with the lid open… Why do you think your toilet has a lid?

by QuestionGuy January 16, 2022, 8:53 pm

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TIL That the first commercial toilet paper was introduced in 1857

by whatilearned January 16, 2022, 12:48 pm

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Are you ever dissapointed when you squeeze a big turd and look in the toilet and its just gone straight down the toilet out of sight?

by QuestionGuy January 13, 2022, 7:33 pm

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