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I had sex with the handicap toilet at my work today.

by CopyPastaArchive August 12, 2022, 4:53 pm

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TIL toilet paper isn’t a standard use item in India. Instead, it’s considered more hygienic to splash yourself with water using your bare hands for cleanup

by whatilearned August 8, 2022, 1:47 am

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What happens when the Queen is done visiting the toilet?

by cringeyjokesman August 6, 2022, 6:25 pm

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A woman goes to the Doctor about her constipation ‘It’s making me really uncomfortable’ she says ‘I just sit on the toilet for 6 hours … and nothing happens’

by cringeyjokesman August 6, 2022, 1:59 pm

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What’s the difference between a toilet and a sink?

by cringeyjokesman August 3, 2022, 1:46 pm

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Two six-year-old boys are standing in the toilet having a pee.

by cringeyjokesman July 31, 2022, 4:05 pm

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TIL after the 16th Governor of Hong Kong was given a particularly distasteful Cantonese name, that could interpreted as ‘toilet bowl’s shit’, the government has since provided a very refined translation service for British officials so that their names are indistinguishable from the locals’ names.

by whatilearned July 27, 2022, 1:27 pm

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A woman tells her friend: “Hey, yesterday I bought a toilet brush”.

by cringeyjokesman July 23, 2022, 2:16 pm

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TIL most people during the Victorian Era only had access to a full bath once a month. Newspaper and corncobs were used as toilet paper, and ammonia was used as a shampoo.

by whatilearned July 21, 2022, 2:52 am

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Why did Karl Marx’s toilet play music?

by cringeyjokesman July 17, 2022, 4:59 pm

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A blonde accidentally drops 20$ down the toilet

by cringeyjokesman July 12, 2022, 3:05 pm

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A beautiful farmer’s widow got up in the middle of the night to use the toilet.

by cringeyjokesman July 9, 2022, 3:33 pm

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