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The furries will rise up. You have been warned.

by CopyPastaArchive January 24, 2022, 9:22 pm

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A police captain moved to a small town, upon his arrival the locals warned him there were no women in town …

by cringeyjokesman December 2, 2021, 1:22 am

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I was warned at a restaurant that service would be slow because they were short staffed

by cringeyjokesman November 13, 2021, 1:18 am

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A man is up in court on a tricky litigation case, and his lawyer has warned him that the judge is very strict and correct. “He won’t stand for any nonsense and he knows all the tricks!”

by cringeyjokesman November 10, 2021, 1:56 pm

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TIL of Georg Ferdinand Duckwitz, a German diplomat who during WW2 warned Danish Jews of their impending deportation and organised their rescue to Sweden, resulting in 95% of Jewish Danes fleeing successfully.

by whatilearned November 5, 2021, 7:22 am

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TIL that in 2019, the CDC warned Americans not to kiss or snuggle their pet hedgehogs, after 11 people contracted a rare strain of salmonella. 10 of these 11 people were in close contact with hedgehogs before becoming ill.

by whatilearned October 25, 2021, 11:53 am

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From the Escape From Tarkov submadghosts (Be warned, shitting)

by CopyPastaArchive October 18, 2021, 11:50 am

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An English bishop was visiting New York and had been warned about quote-hungry American reporters.

by cringeyjokesman October 17, 2021, 6:36 pm

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TIL about the weather phenomenon dubbed St. Elmo’s fire. It occurs when a luminous plasma is created in an electrical field, resulting in a bright blue glow accompanied by a sharp cracking noise. When affecting ships at sea, it often warned of an incoming lightning strike, leaving sailors awestruck.

by whatilearned September 17, 2021, 9:47 am

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What is something that you were warned about when you were younger that you now feel was exaggerated?

by QuestionGuy August 25, 2021, 2:00 pm

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TIL that on the day of his death, having been warned that it would be dangerous to visit Texas, JFK said to his wife “We’re heading into nut country today. But Jackie, if somebody wants to shoot me from a window with a rifle, nobody can stop it, so why worry about it?”

by whatilearned August 14, 2021, 9:09 pm

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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink

by cringeyjokesman August 2, 2021, 7:23 am

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