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My wife has the worst gag reflex.

by cringeyjokesman May 27, 2023, 6:40 pm

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TIL of Daniel Sickles. He shot the son of Francis Scott Key in broad daylight for sleeping with his wife, and was the first person acquitted under the insanity defense. Later he was appointed a Union general, and lost his leg disobeying orders. He regularly claimed to be 6 years younger than he was.

by whatilearned May 27, 2023, 4:43 am

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I told my wife I wanted to be creamated.

by cringeyjokesman May 26, 2023, 4:08 pm

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TIL “First Man” screenwriter Josh Singer interviewed Neil Armstrong’s wife Janet, who died two months before the release of the 2018 movie. Janet’s anger during Neil’s mission was real, as seen in her outburst to NASA men, “You’re just a bunch of boys making models out of balsa wood!”

by whatilearned May 25, 2023, 4:32 am

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Just opened up our relationship and now my wife is pregnant (not mine)

by CopyPastaArchive May 24, 2023, 5:53 pm

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My wife asked if she has any annoying habits…

by cringeyjokesman May 24, 2023, 1:57 pm

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The dream of the fisherman’s wife (1814)

by CopyPastaArchive May 23, 2023, 11:10 am

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My wife has a sexy nightgown that I like because it reminds me of one my mom used to have.

by cringeyjokesman May 23, 2023, 4:05 am

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My wife came to me all happy, saying, “Look darling, you got me this 40 years ago on our honeymoon, and it still fits!”…

by cringeyjokesman May 22, 2023, 11:41 am

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My wife stopped me from taking my first bite at the restaurant, saying that we need to pray first.

by cringeyjokesman May 22, 2023, 10:14 am

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My wife said she wanted to name our child Eevee because she thought it would be cool to name it after a Pokemon

by cringeyjokesman May 21, 2023, 9:58 am

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Very smart wife

by CopyPastaArchive May 20, 2023, 5:46 pm

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