I have taken it upon myself to create the ultimate copypasta, a tribute to the classics that incorporates the best elements of each one. Here it is:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
But that’s not all. I am also a master of the blade, trained in the art of bushido by the greatest samurai of all time. I have killed dragons with my bare hands, and I can run a mile in under 4 minutes.
And yet, you dare to insult me? You must be some kind of special stupid. I will wipe you off the face of the earth with such precision and force that the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
But I am not a mere killing machine. I am also a philosopher, a poet, and a lover. I have written treatises on the meaning of life, composed symphonies that have brought tears to the eyes of the angels, and made love to women so beautiful that they were mistaken for goddesses.
So before you open your mouth again, think long and hard about whether you want to face the wrath of the ultimate copypasta, the embodiment of all that is great and terrible in the internet.
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