This is the hottest thing I’ve seen in my life

This is the hottest thing I’ve seen in my life, nothing compares to this moment, I don’t know what to do, for I wasn’t prepared for this. I thought today would be normal, but this has changed everything, I will quit my job, run away into a cave in Afghanistan. I will stay there for the rest of my life with my phone, this picture, and a solar powered battery so I never have to worry about battery charge. I will feed off the sun and the pure hotness of this post, and drink the blood of lost tourists, I have ascended to a higher plain of existence, thank you.


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