This is why I have trust issues.

I once had an elementary school teacher promise the class cookies if we all got a 95 or above on a spelling test.

The entire class came together and buckled down studying at recess in a big group together. We took that shit seriously.

We all got at least a 95 and were all super excited for our special treat… And the fucking teacher brought in a box of cookie crisp and gave us all a single peice.

that’s why I have trust issues.


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