The first, wishes to have one million bucks. Instantly, he is now in ownership of one million wild deer. He sets up a venison business and makes millions
The second wishes for his ex-wife to fall for him again. She instantly trips while thinking about him, and on the way to the hospital, he meets a beutiful nurse. Eventually, many years later, he marries the nurse, and lives the happiest life he could dream off.
The third approaches the well and makes his wish. Suddenly, a dark shadow appears above him.
10 hours later, authorities find his body crushed and mangled under the body of a massive rooster
Hmm. Almost.
Maybe the twist is he gets hammed by a massive cock? I other words; he says ‘I wish I had a massive cock and then gets a big weenie?