Three nuns die in a car crash

They ascend to heaven and are met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. “Before you can enter Heaven you must each answer a question to prove your piety.”
He turns to the first nun and asks “How many commandments did God give to Moses?” The nun says “Oh, that’s easy, 10!” Ba Bada Bah! The trumpets blare and the pearly gate swings open.
St Peter turns to the second nun, “Name the four evangelists.”
“Ha, that’s simple, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!” Ba Bada Bah! The gate swings open and the happy nun walks in.
He the turns to the third nun. “What we’re Eve’s first words to Adam?”
Taken aback, the nun mutters “Wow, that’s a hard one!”
Ba Bada Ba! The fate swings open.

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  1. Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

    St. Peter says “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want”.

    The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren” and *POOF* she’s gone.

    The second says, “I want to be Madonna” and *POOF* she’s gone.

    The third says, “I want to be Sara Pipalini”.

    St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says.

    “Sara Pipalini,” replies the nun.

    St. Peter shakes his head and says, “I’m sorry, that name just doesn’t ring a bell.”

    The nun then proceeds to take a newspaper out of her habit and hands it over to St. Peter.

    He reads the paper and starts laughing. “No Sister,” he laughs, “this says ‘Sahara Pipeline, laid by 500 men in 7 days!”

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